they call me the information withholder for reasons i won't get into

even educated jobs in environmental science are probably getting laundered money from poison Ivy. and a lab equipment tech might notice three different jobs are tied to pamela Isley and also happened to receive grants from "unrelated" shady shell orgs and the next one is setting up a temperature controled penguin habitat for some eccentric obvious mobster.

half of Gotham's supervillains have doctorates of course they're also funding the sciences (for crime purposes but still)

we need a new supervillain who gets drawn into villainy specifically to make money for funding grants. they come up with a theme and wacky outfit and loony backstory but at the end of the work day they change back into their alter ego (tired scientist with bags under their eyes and a hotpocket stuck in their labcoat). they're actually very mild mannered irl—the villain persona comes from their background in Theatre Arts

everybody in management in this place is lucky i sealed my spiritual energy and took a vow of pacifism btw

image description: screenshot of a google search for text reading: word that means chastity but for fighting /end description

why are all the actual real human jobs like baker and florist and childcare worker barely paying livable wages but the fake jobs like ai specialist boot licker or marketing campaign dick sucker making six figures

I want everyone to have universal basic income please

I heavily fw bro

ao3 does in fact have a reccomendations tab and it's called going to your favorite author's bookmarks list

I also usually chose a random commenter I have seen often deduce we have similar tastes and start trusting them with my life (reading fics I would have never picked up by myself)

this is the funniest piece of graffiti i’ve ever seen. thank you mr two pens