"Ohoho, boy! A Spankoffski!"

god i love a character that is eventually revealed to have been doomed the entire time. you can try and fix it, make everything the way it once was, attempt to escape the fate you finally realize was yours all along, but one way or another you’re forced to face the fact that no matter how hard you tried or how much you fought, you never truly had a chance. you’re already beyond saving.

i keep my stupid heart WIDE OPEN at all times #myStupidHeart

reblogging a funny low note count textpost on your dash made by your mutual's mutual kinda feels like walking up to two strangers on the street and laughing loudly at their joke

i really genuinely wish I could hit chatgpt with my bare fists and hear its pityful electronic voice fade into glitched robotic gibberish and choking beeps as I hit it before I smash it for good and it shuts the fuck up forever

why are so many people wondering if I'm horny for chatgpt. it's like the most unfuckable robot ever created heeell NO

a man with brown eyes has me acting foolish

mutuals can always dm me but be warned i talk like your coworker who is trying too hard to get to know you and my response times are akin to the response times you might get if we were communicating by letter

you know you like a character when you see them and you’re like !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! they!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! there they are !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 💗💗💗💗💗💗💓💓💓💓💓💞💞💞💞💞💖💖💕💖💓❤️❤️💚💙❤️💛💚🧡💝💞💞💓💖💖💘❤️💓💚💚💓💗❤️❤️💚💚💞💓💖💖💛💞💞💛💝❤️💜💜💚🖤💓🧡❤️💞