"Ohoho, boy! A Spankoffski!"

i really genuinely wish I could hit chatgpt with my bare fists and hear its pityful electronic voice fade into glitched robotic gibberish and choking beeps as I hit it before I smash it for good and it shuts the fuck up forever

why are so many people wondering if I'm horny for chatgpt. it's like the most unfuckable robot ever created heeell NO

a man with brown eyes has me acting foolish

mutuals can always dm me but be warned i talk like your coworker who is trying too hard to get to know you and my response times are akin to the response times you might get if we were communicating by letter

you know you like a character when you see them and you’re like !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! they!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! there they are !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 💗💗💗💗💗💗💓💓💓💓💓💞💞💞💞💞💖💖💕💖💓❤️❤️💚💙❤️💛💚🧡💝💞💞💓💖💖💘❤️💓💚💚💓💗❤️❤️💚💚💞💓💖💖💛💞💞💛💝❤️💜💜💚🖤💓🧡❤️💞

sorry i'm still angry about this but if your excuse for not caring about female characters is because you're not sexually attracted to them you are exactly 0 degrees of rhetorical separation from a redditor whining about how his favourite video game is now "too woke" because the women don't show enough skin

really difficult to convey to some people that you are absolutely allowed to dislike a character, but you should also pay attention to and understand why the POC character or woman is disproportionately targeted by fandom (for, often, innocuous reasons)

👀👀 not gonna name names but SOME of u are sweet and kind and deserve the world and i am rooting for u

i love the phrase "cruel and unusual." not only is what you're doing mean but it's also quite frankly fucking bizarre

(said about fictional guy that has not gone anywhere and i can see at any time) I FUCKING MISS HIM