"Ohoho, boy! A Spankoffski!"

yk vampire bats are known for licking their prey before biting them in order to stimulate blood flow.in case u ever need to know that

[no beers in] do you think im ever going to belong somewhere

can we bring back the term "fair-weather friend" bc I feel like if fair-weather friends got called that more this whole argument about whether or not you should be there for your friends when it's inconvenient/at what point of personal inconvenience it's ok to bail on your friends would kinda fall apart bc like. we literally have a word for "friend who's only there when you don't need something from them" because the baseline expectation is that a friend should be there even when it sucks. like we used to make fun of people for bailing on their friends.

You guys would like my posts a lot more if you had my exact life experiences and internal monologue

i'm a sucker for media where the selfish asshole doesn't get a redemption but the people around them still believe them to be worth saving

my beef #mybeef