simple not to draw blood if not against the grain

basically i really wish the situation was different

one of us always eat hot chip and the other one always lies

It's incredibly sad people have to resort to this, but it's a damn good resource. Use it. Spread awareness. Maybe one day people with physical disabilities won't need DIYs like this. But until then, reblog and share.

A lot of adulthood is shouting “AUGH MY LAUNDRY” hours after you put it in the washer/dryer and running to go fetch it

oh shit my laundry

reblog to save someone’s laundry

i'm so mad that sometimes i'm horny without anything interesting to say, without any nice art to make about it. just horny aroused yearning throbbing unsatisfied unfulfilled. like ok thanks for the penis update

people really try to convince you a kind & loving god invented this. oh and malaria

straight up 'unforchin it'. and by 'it', haha, well. let's justr say. my circumstants

hey do you mind grabbing joseph's coat for him? yeah its the red and yellow and green and brown and scarlet and black and ochre and peach and ruby and olive and violet and fawn and lilac and gold and chocolate and mauve and cream and crimson and silver and rose and azure and lemon and russet and gray and purple and white and pink and orange and blue one

ooh I got pliny of elder

Happy Moon Landing Day! ❤️👩‍🚀🌛

ooh I got pliny of elder

If you're hypermobile, be especially gentle.