the milk rabbit

fun fact one of the world champions in pepper-eating contests is a trans woman and she actually faced significant backlash because people somehow thought she had a biological advantage. to eating spicy pepper

update bc i went back and checked: her name is brianna “the chilli queen” skinner and she set a record in 2017 by slamming back 23 carolina reapers consecutively. she only stopped when told to by the referees, and the next year she stepped down out of boredom. queen

The championship, it should be noted, is unisex. Apparently being a trans woman gives you an innate biological advantage over both cis men and cis women.

The innate biological advantage of being cool as fuck

Sometimes you get a brief glimpse into the American worldview and decide that you don't want to know.

I cannot stress enough that this meme is entirely literal. there's no reference or subtext you don't know. these are simply the objectively most popular works of art from each denomination.

Bro wants to be a fop but he's barely dapper

Bro called himself bohemian with zero joie de vivre

The issue with using vampires as a metaphor for gay people is there would always be some twink equivocating about how he couldn't stomach the blood of a woman and expect people to not call him a misogynist

It'd be a whole thing on Vampire Twitter over whether or not it was more or less misogynistic to refuse to drink from women, then it would be found out the vampire twins was just like a massive misogynist beyond the blood thing and he would face no reprecussions because he was on Vampire RuPaul