cartoon network commercial from 2004
lol so anyway it’s basically canon. Johnny and Jack said so.
YOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Why is this really cute? (◕ヮ◕ヽ) their aesthetics compliment each other so well
occasionally subtle
RMH
TMBGareOK. The Official They Might Be Giants tumblr
Cosmic Funnies
let's talk about Bridgerton tea, my ask is open
$LAYYYTER
almost home
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Product Placement
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cartoon network commercial from 2004
lol so anyway it’s basically canon. Johnny and Jack said so.
YOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Why is this really cute? (◕ヮ◕ヽ) their aesthetics compliment each other so well

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You would not believe your flies if ten million fire eyes lit up the world as I feel asleels.
Cuz they’d fill they fill the open eyes and leave sockhops everywhere you’d think me rude but I would just stand and
dance.
I’d like to make myself a fly. Planet eeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarth Sloooooooooowlyyyylle.
It’s hard to say that I’d rather Seal the deal when I’m a 𝕤𝕟𝕒𝕚𝕝. Cuz everything is never as it meeeeeeeeeeeeeeemmmmmmees.
Cuz I get a thousand bugs from ten thousand lightning hugs as they try to teach me how to fuck.
a fox trot above my hugs a sockhop beneath my 𝖇𝖆𝖑𝖑𝖘 the disco bug is just hanging by a thread
OH MY GOD ABDJAKJFKWL

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i can’t stop watching this i’m …
what the fuck
brief reminder that humans are among the best vocal mimics on Earth
I’m both pro herbal medicine and pro vaccination because you can treat burns with aloe vera juice and sore throats with lavender infused honey but you can’t rid a country of polio with plants.
Don’t forget kids, jewelweed is a natural counteragent to poison ivy rashes but it won’t do shit against whooping cough
Mint for nausea, valerian and chamomile for sleep, antibiotics for fucking infections.
educational and salty. i like it.
i wish somebody looked at me like the way he looked at that onion
The scream always takes me out 🤣
Leaving a cup of water on the sidewalk. (via sincappop)
This is simply the best thing I have ever seen.
free soup
you’re going to be so, so cursed.
I mean, that’s not wrong, we just eventually decided to start cataloging curses and naming them things like “amoebic dysentery”

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Oh look someone drew a cartoon about me
@mezzopuny
cashier: I’m sorry it’s going to be a 5 minute wait for your food
old people: let me speak to your manager. This never would have happened in my day. And yet you all want the minimum wage raised. I’m going to kill you.
cashier: I’m sorry it’s going to be a 5 minute wait for your food
millennials: okay, my apologies. I apologize for the inconvenience. I’m sorry I’m here.
me, walking into a store: are you guys busy? i can come back later. please don’t push yourselves on my account. things happen
Had a baby boomer in front of me at the Dairy Queen. She INSISTED she was a Blizzard EXPERT and there was simply NOT ENOUGH chocolate pieces in her blizzard and she wanted to complain to "whoever is in charge". She's going on and on with this teenager. The teenager is calmly explaining they make them all the same etc etc procedure etc etc. But this woman is now yelling at the teen.
So I walk past the woman and put money in teen's tip jar. Haven't even gotten ice cream yet.
Woman looks at me. Turns back and yells some more with the teen. I put more money in the tip jar.
The teen smiles at me. The woman can't think of what to say to me and stops yelling, because I'm looking at her dead in the eye like "atm is over there, I can go all night. The more you yell at her, the more money she makes."
Aggressive generosity to combat boomer selfishness is so punk
remember when linguini brought a rat he found back to his apartment and got all embarrassed and was like it’s not much. to the rat
linguini is the only millennial character ever written correctly
THE ANIMAL NOT THE COP KHFGJFGHHHJ
Same energy
I’m glad he clarified tbh

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❗AVOID THESE PEDOPHILES AT ALL COSTS! ❗
I was scrolling through Tumblr and came across a post of KNOWN PEDOPHILES ON TUMBLR (many of which have or want to rape actual children/minors)
THERE ARE ACTUAL PEDOPHILES ON TUMBLR TRYING TO GET IN TOUCH WITH MINORS ON TUMBLR
PLEASE SIGNAL BOOST THIS LIST AND KEEP OUR MINORS SAFE
☆ Reblogging the version not invaded by pedophiles/pedophile apologists ☆
Lets fucking roast this shit out of em guys!
Just gonna say this again.
DO NOT IN ANY WAY, SHAPE, OR FORM INTERACT WITH THEM. JUST BLOCK/REPORT.
# REBLOG TO SAVE A LIFE!!!!
Keep away from these people. If you receive a message, don’t talk to them, don’t insult them, just block them and report. #KEEPMINORSSAFE
Stay safe, guys!
IMPORTANT!!
Stay safe kiddos
SBE - stupid bitch energy
FINALLY some representativity
representativity