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dragongirlsnout

don't cry okay? huge as fuck bowl of strawberry

dragongirlsnout

Don't cry okay? Huge as fuck container of blueberry

dragongirlsnout

don't cry okay? huge as fuck bag of blackberry

dragongirlsnout

if i had a quantity of raspberries this large i would end up on the news

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roseworth

i love saying "walk with me" before proposing a headcanon with little to no canon evidence. lets journey together. i will show you the way 🫴

kosmogrl

lunarriviera

transfemmbeatrice

thought of this immediately and was delighted to discover it’s the same op

gasteracanthacancriformis

have i ever shown u people my hand sofa

gasteracanthacancriformis

my prized possession is this loveseat I bought from a divorced dad who couldn’t tell me anything about it and in the years i’ve owned it i’ve never been able to find out who made it or where it came from. it’s got nails and finger creases and palm lines but they’re all kinda hard to see in this pic.

sepdet

emeraldwhale

kleefkruid

professionalchaoticdumbass

depsidase

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hometoursandotherstuff

theshitpostcalligrapher

ink: diamine firestorm

hotcrossedfangs

shounenchild

my favorite part of this whole thing tbh

katjohnadams

lurks-no-more

As the saying goes, the difference between having nothing and having a billion dollars is a billion dollars.

The difference between having a million dollars and having a billion dollars is also a billion dollars.

That million is 0.1% of the billion dollars; it's a literal rounding error.

flightyquinn

lost-carcosa

One million seconds is about 11.5 days.

One billion seconds is about 31 years and 8 months.

wifehaver103947

imagine cloth mother and wire mother in family court competing for custody of the baby monkey

clothmotherofficial

I Have Softness For You

officialwiremother

i have milk for you

babymonkeyofficial

Stop.

kingsolomonofficial

Cut the baby monkey in half

flew-like-a-moth-to-you-sunligh

"I don't write my draft before I start writing, I simply write, and then if I don't like it, I edit it, and when I say I'm done, I UPLOAD IT. I AM NOT WRITING THAT SHIT AGAIN."

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gaylor-moon

grippy3000

fun fact one of the world champions in pepper-eating contests is a trans woman and she actually faced significant backlash because people somehow thought she had a biological advantage. to eating spicy pepper

grippy3000

update bc i went back and checked: her name is brianna “the chilli queen” skinner and she set a record in 2017 by slamming back 23 carolina reapers consecutively. she only stopped when told to by the referees, and the next year she stepped down out of boredom. queen

pettyartist

Here's a picture of her, by the way

And her super supportive wife

nentuaby

The championship, it should be noted, is unisex. Apparently being a trans woman gives you an innate biological advantage over both cis men and cis women.

vexwerewolf

The innate biological advantage of being cool as fuck

emipenguino

redraw of an old doodle

thumping-whumper

Love going to bed with a new, good daydream scenario fresh in my mind. Like yes girl, movie night!

nitw

*jumps up and down waving my hands and yelling in a crowd* DISCORD WAS NEVER MEANT TO REPLACE FORUMS AND WIKIS!!! IT'S JUST EMBELLISHED CHATROOMS WITH MULTIPLAYER GAMING FEATURES AND LOOTBOXES AND SHIT!!! PLEASE PUT FAQS AND MESSAGE BOARDS OR AT LEAST A DIRECT EMAIL-BASED SUPPORT SYSTEM ON YOUR WEBSITE!!! 1GB NEOCITIES DOMAIN ZERO DOLLARS

furryprovocateur

they should allow you to report posts for being gauche or passé

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fallout-lou-begas

does anybody even have a 9-5 anymore. at some point they started making you work 8 hours not including your lunch break so it's all 9-5:30s and 9-6s and we should have killed them for it

psshaw

Y'know how they say a child writes the best poetry before they learn what poetry is "supposed" to look like? I think a visual artist makes the best visual art before they learn how well it would sell if they made an enamel pin of a possum saying "be gay do crimes"

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