my fav relationship ship dynamic is where it doesn't matter if you call it platonic or romantic or queerplatonic because they always act the same in every type of relationship. and the way they act? fucking weird.

Orgasm denial. Orgasm anger. Orgasm bargaining. Orgasm depression. Orgasm acceptance.

Somebody tagged this as fucking Spock.

My goals in fandom have never been to analyze and codify the amount of equivalent real-world harm that the characters' actions would have caused (especially against my favourite character) if they existed for realsies and I hope for those of you who DO approach fandom this way that you find one that doesn't necessitate you declaring your hate for the characters every other post

I just think it would be funny if BJ and Hawkeye had this big dramatic goodbye at the end of gfa and then like. ran into each other again a few hours later at an airport in Hawaii or Guam or something lmao

the other day I saw a woman distracted driving using the calculator app

incredibly minor but still dumb side effect of late stage capitalism: ever notice how so many concert venues and stadiums just have the lamest names imaginable. Like ooooh Lady Gaga is playing at the..... Mortgage Stadium? Oh boy the finals are at the.... Chase Bank arena. Can't wait to catch a game at the Garunteed Rate field.

writers, instead of asking ai for help, you can always use your childhood trauma and repressed issues to help you with that fic

unfortunately i can’t respond to your text because it stressed me out for no reason and now it’s been too long so i’m just gonna ignore it

when the author describes someone dying and you can just tell they’ve never actually died by the way it’s written

headcanoned too hard and ended up surprised by zero results on AO3