You personally enjoying a side character more than the main character doesn’t automatically turn the main character into the real villain of the story.

(I say this with love: if you start feeling like something is never talked about…. make sure it’s not just your bubble or your lack of experience.)

or that you're brand new to the fandom

feminist retelling shoulsnt be the woman does some girlboss shit femist retelling is she does the same stuff except u actually give a shit abt her perspective and thoughts and feelings as a human being this time

if i were a guy i’d sooo be picking fights at bars as a repressed homosexuality thing

Hawkeye Pierce and modern slang would go so well together. "Come on, Radar! Put your pussy into it!"

every day of my life i read someone being like “why doesn’t this story just solve the problem immediately and casually? they just drag it out and make it an issue” well. because that’s the Story

It's also wild to me whenever people are like "Why can't they just talk it out rationally?" like bro what world do YOU live in??

its so funny that writing gets harder when you get better at it. back when i sucked i didnt care if i wrote cliches or had bad grammar but now that im better word choice is a matter of life and death and if theres anyway awkward syntax i must. fix it like wow this is not how its supposed to work

job interviewer: would you be willing to destroy and betray yourself for nothing?

BJ/Mulcahy accidentally getting magically soulbonded/married/etc via divine forces out of their control but STILL refusing to break their vows (to Peg/God) and even when said Powers That Be are pulling out all the stops to make them fuck. So when BJ gets back home to Peg he's basically dragging Mulcahy back to his house via the damn red string of fate that was forced on them. Mulcahy just wants to go back to his parish and things to go back to normal and he keeps leaving the designated distance and almost killing them both. So BJ basically has to tell Peg so yea, weird magic happened and now I'm irrevocably bound to this shaky nervous priest who also can fight really good, in a way that transcends normal human understanding and has bonded our souls in such a way that if anyone tries to undo it we will both die a painful death.

Hawkeye is very upset.

He doesn't know which element to be most upset about!