To Be Determined

marvel movies are a type of microplastic. you know what i mean

i have a disease that makes me like pink and heart shaped objects and it’s called being a fucking genius

i have a disease that makes me like pink and heart shaped objects and it’s called being a fucking genius

i must not get takeout. takeout is the wallet-killer. takeout is the little-death that brings total obliteration. i will face the kitchen, fridge, and pantry. i will make choices about what to cook and then execute them. when hunger is gone there will be nothing. only i will remain.

lets give it up for pleasures of the flesh !!

finn starwars we will never forgive those movies for what they did to you. i saw your lightsaber. i saw your force sensitive. i saw your secondhand chanel boots that unbeknownst to all of us were put in the thrift store bin by luke skywalker but you rock them twice as hard.

being a hater is so fun until you see someone who is a hater 80% of the time and then you're like christ i hope i dont sound like that person and you stay on your best behaviour for 3 days

"forgor" did irreversible damage didn't it

your humorous post has delighted me. i will now absorb it into my dark crystal

Sexualizing that old man is a full time job

i wish i could teach fruit flies how to kill themselves