check it out, im gay!

The Pig Apple <- what new york city is called in swineworld

Jerry Seinfeld says that you could never do Seinfeld today but one time when I was really high I fell asleep and dreamed a new episode where Jerry came out of the closet as a trans woman and Elaine wanted to be supportive so she gifted Jerry a dress that she didn't really like but when Jerry wore the dress out she got tons of compliments and Elaine gets super pissed about it because she never got any compliments when she wore it but couldn't say anything because she didn't want anyone to call her a fake ally.

when u touch an unaware cat and they make that small surprised sound reblog if u agree

things are funnier when you're in a good mood. **remembers i'm on the internet in 2025** And that's a form of emotional manipulation.

Both options convey that he's horny

How dare you be funnier than me on my own post

complimented a womans clear raincoat this morning and she said Well i feel like a sandwich

shirt that says I ♡ Leftist Infighting About Children's Cartoons

how the fuck does this have 10k and nobodys started shit in the notes. congrats guys you are so normal

8 hours of decent sleep will have you thinking things like 'i am a beautiful horse and i will never die'

2 hours of bad sleep will have you thinking things like 'i am a stranded whale and i need to be covered in dynamite in an ill-advised attempt to clear the beach'

Guy who coinflips every morning to see if he should kill himself and inexplicably has gotten “live” each time

hello 👋 i am the worlds smallest bug 🐛 and ☝️ i too would like to “fag it up” if i may

I took your skull off display because my guests kept saying it looked noticeably gayer than the other skulls