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Why the long face

journal comic from last year

henstomper

dude it's just politics, it doesn't matter. all it does is shape every single aspect of the society you live in from the second you are born until forever

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otherside-picnic

If criminals don't get to have human rights, then the people in charge of deciding what a criminal is get to decide who is and is not human. Do you understand? Is this not blindingly obvious? Do you care?

Or do you assume you will always be "one of the good ones"?

prideprejudce

so today a public health official guy came into my class to give a lecture on disaster awareness and he was talking about house fires and mentioned that the reason people most likely die during a house fire is because they refuse to leave their pet inside or they go back to get their pet. and right when he said this my friend immediately turned his head and looked at me and in that moment I had the most complete and genuine acceptance take over my body. I would 100% in front of my family and Jesus himself walk straight back into some raging inferno that was once my house to go get my fat cat. I nodded back

prideprejudce

the best part of this post is reading all the tags from animal people who would also go back to save their pets. like no hesitation. walk backwards from heaven straight back into hell. someone even said they would go back for their fish. amazing

sterna-hirundo

If you are a person who would walk into a blazing inferno for your animal, and your pet has free movement around the house, here’s a training exercise that could help save you both:

1) Set off your smoke alarm or play the sound on your phone (if your home has no smoke alarms, pease get some!)

2) stand BY THE FRONT DOOR to hand out treats

Do this a couple times and then keep it up NO EXCEPTIONS. Accidentally set the alarm off cooking? Treats by the door. Smoke alarm sound on TV? Treats by the door. Changing your smoke alarm batteries twice a year like you’re supposed to? Give them a test run and your pets get treats by the door.

Most dogs and cats will clue in VERY quickly that hearing that specific sound means go to the front door and wait for treats.

If there’s an emergency and even if you leave by another way, you will still know the most likely place your pet(s) is and can direct first responders to help.

You can also do this for any other kind of emergency alarm. My friend had both her cats trained to go to the front door for a tsunami siren.

creekfiend

do you ever have an experience where you can immediately tell that someone is someone else's Least Favorite Coworker. like. last year when I was going thru the TSA on my way to visit Ship, I was in a wheelchair bc I always get the wheelchair service, masked up, bc I'm always masked up, and the TSA guy asked me what my visible monitor was, so I was like "it's a heart monitor" and he immediately rolled his eyes and in the most dismissive voice went "but you don't really NEED it, do you"

and when I tell you. the SPEED WITH WHICH one of his coworkers made herself appear next to me and just, placed herself between me and this guy and said "ok honey you just come over here with me" and did the rest of my security check herself without once even glancing at or acknowledging this man 😂😂😂 thank you ma'am. I hope your bad coworker gets fired soon

funstyle

Im always like "i will not add my two cents. i will not add my two cents" but i cant lie the pennies are getting sweaty in my hand

ohbo-ohno

bringing this to tumblr because a realer thing has literally never been said

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userfish

my ducks? in a row. the elephant? addressed. my goose? cooked. my eggs? in several baskets. the bigger fish? fried.

creez-un-compte

Your monkeys ?

thereisalesbianintheforest

those aren’t mine.

This is your reminder to write yourself a self-insert Mary-Sue kind of story. And remember, that you’re unstoppable in it and everyone is obsessed with you and hates your enemies.

#I no joke spent hours on mine yesterday and it feels so nice

garza-prod

How often do you clean out your cat’s litter box?

Multiple times a day

Once a day

Multiple times a week

Once a week

Less often than once a week

[Cat goes outside]

[Cat is toilet trained]

[No cat see results]

Voting ended onJun 16

#I personally do once a day right before I take a shower #But I have two cats that share a litter box so it fills up fast #cats of tumblr #tumblr polls

annimator

A two-part story

#Make it fatter

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prokopetz

The Smash Bros. cast swapping anecdotes about their various evil doppelgangers and Mario getting into an argument about whether Wario counts.

princeps-civitatus-peach

Surprisingly, Mario is arguing that Wario does not count as he has literally never made that connection in his life. You can’t just say every fat italian in overalls is a Mario counterpart, he’s his own person with hopes and dreams. Evil hopes and dreams, but still.

Daisy, meanwhile, manages to argue very convincingly that Peach should be considered her evil doppelganger.

aromancy

Wario is playing Devil’s advocate because being Mario’s evil doppleganger is great for business. If he was just some guy, nobody would buy Warioware.

skeletalheartattack

@kamenriderhamo i am not going to let you hide this in the replies

terkmc

May Shiraoki Smiles Upon You

With Manhattan Cafe being able to see the supernatural, she can probably see Shiraoki.

However, as Fuku cannot see Shiraoki directly and only through omens and the little things she does, Fuku thinks she just got a benevolent minor goddess watching over her.

Cafe, however, can see the full scope of Shiraoki, a vast and incomprehensible divine deity of chance and probability, whose gaze is for some reason cast downward at this little quirky horse girl.

The mortal mind is not meant to comprehend the chaotic nature of the cosmo in its fullness, and to look upon the divine is chance them looking back at you.

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