give gawain the game

commenting under art of a thin character "oh they look like they give the most dogshit hugs. like being embraced by a wet skeleton"

pop health science is so annoying bc it'll be like "did you know? eating strawberries will give you mega cancer" and you're like pfft whatever begone influencer. but sometimes then you'll see a reasonably credible article like "Study Shows Possible Link Between Strawberries and Mega Cancer" and you're not usually the type to follow that kind of thing religiously but idk maybe you should consider not eating strawberries? but then there's another article saying "Strawberry/Mega Cancer Study Debunked" and it turns out the original study had a sample size of 3 and was funded by Big Blueberry, and strawberries may have a small connection to mega cancer but only if you are genetically predisposed to mega cancer and eat 50 strawberries every day. so you return to your strawberry eating life. but whenever you eat strawberries in public someone tells you about the mega cancer.

Hey kids, you need to start worrying a little less about getting “#mogged” and a little more about getting “#smogged”. This is an Air Quality Index public service announcement.

I love gay people theres a guy in my neighborhood who named his one singular dog “simon and garfunkel”

How are my sweetie pees

I sleep good knowing i wont go to hell because the only people in hell are television showrunners

hate that brand of Supportive Ally To Autistic People that's like "I accept you for who you are!! being quirky is cool!! special interests are neat!! if you are even slightly flat toned to me I will interpret everything you say in the most hostile and inconsiderate way possible for the rest of your life"

t shirt that just says WHATEVER YOU’RE READING INTO MY FACIAL EXPRESSIONS AND BODY LANGUAGE YOU’RE MISINTERPRETING