jordan

look at his little ass

hank hill ass

can’t even defend himself, honorless cowards

Does anyone have that pic of the three cats lined up and the black one has a really stupid look on its face

Yes thank you

nixon

Remember when moustaches were a trend

YOU GUYS IT’S DECEMBER 10TH YOU DON’T UNDERSTAND THIS HAS BEEN IN MY QUEUE SINCE FEBRUARY

you have the rest of the day to reblog this

I'm just a piece of low poly fruit

Social media is wonderful because it let the common folk enjoy endless posturing, making of enemies, and flaunting of wealth and romantic prospects. All of which was previously reserved for the aristocracy.

What's the difference between posting a selfie at the gym knowing your highschool bully will see it and showing up to the archduke's ball with a new silk gown from Italy to oneup Janet of Salisbury?

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