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"gormless" is such a good insult. youre calling someone a fucking idiot and you sound like an orc

animated fantasy films just don’t make fucked up evil castles like they used to

aesthetic of the day is fucked up evil castles

First rule of reincarnation is to have insane sex with the guy who killed you last time

this wasn't a quote from a real PDF btw I just thought it would be funny to tex this up so it looked like one instead of posting it directly

the next evolution of Tumblr shitposting is looking promising

twitter has apparently unverified the pope. i need a bishop in avignon to decide to be the funniest person on the internet

Screaming at the cruelty of out of reach sausage.

Good news for this guy: fish don’t exist, there’s no such thing as fish!

their clothes are always insanely nice and well put together sometimes they even match like here their makeup is always so cute they’re always making cute little drinks directly in the mcdonald’s dining area and everyone is always SO MAD at them in the comments but they’re literally just sitting there quietly and being #REAL. you never know that the girl making the drink is going to pull out next she just brings the entire fridge and glasses from home. open liquor not even hiding it. not one facial expression is ever pulled. they’re some of the last cool people on earth i think.

me and my friends at the thingamabob and doohickey convention

there are some straight up contraptions in this here video

I was expecting like, 2 dogs.