Just Been Out Here

Competitor A- Say you’re out with your friends, getting into something. All of the sudden, over Tyler’s speaker, you hear a particularly heartbreaking ye bar that you’ve never noticed before, filling your mind with thoughts of family, legacy and mental health. What do you do?

Ahh, I would probably tip my lid down to hide my watering eyes from my boys. Not because I’m embarrassed and shit, but, like, because I don’t want to harsh the vibe with my own shit, ya know

*judges mumble in agreement*

Now, competitor B- you’re out with your girl, and all of the sudden you remember some real shit. It’s going good though, but you definitely feel like you need a moment to just, fuckin, think. How do you end the date?

I guess, like, I would probably, just be real with her and be honest because that shit fucking matters in a relationship I think if you really fw someone they would understand.

*BZZZZ*

Now competitor B, I would like to remind you that earlier you said you would never be too real with a shorty because you know that when it’s love and shit you don’t want to bring her down because you care that fucking much for her no matter what. Does this mean you don’t really fuck with her?

Shiit,, I don’t