I don't know what I'm doing either

anything that brings out your childlike wonder is worth giving your attention to

[Image is of a New Hope Church sign that reads, ‘God says homosexuality is in’ and two men in the foreground holding the S from the sign]

@hellsite-hall-of-fame

how does this have under 10,000 notes in spite of my having seen it regularly for the entire time I’ve been on here?

theres ALWAYS a relevant XKCD for everything huh

customers the same in all universes

this is it. this is the best response i’ve ever received on this post. everyone pack up, go home, we’re done here

Fanfiction is insane. You can write porn so good you make friends.

People who think sheep are killed for their wool are so hilarious to me. Does your barber slit your throat whenever you get a haircut?? Are you a returning customer to Sweeney Todd? Lmao it grows back, fools.

This is completely ignoring the fact that the sheep's soul is stored in its wool. So sure, the body remains, but the spirit, the essence of the sheep, that's gone forever, and then as the wool regrows a new soul moves in.

What

Same for me, I get a new soul with every haircut. That's why my personality changes so much.

Tumblr citizenship means being completely unsure if the person posting about sheep souls is being 100% serious or is just taking the piss.

THEY TAKE THEIR PISS TOO?!?!?

Yup, stockpiling it in giant buckets to pour on the poor

you know the generations cooked when we’re talking abt sheep wool and that turns into stockpiling sheep piss 🥀

you haven't truly lived until this post is the first thing you see when you wake up i had to leave and come back 10 minutes later

to be fair very few machines survive being pulled through a sheep

women should be drenched in blood more often. as a treat

Almost 2026. Women should still be covered in blood more often. as a treat

Halfway through 2026. More blood drenched women now.