Yeah hi

philip j fry has been frozen for 23 slutty, slutty years

This stupid exchange between friends has become a cultural icon.

This text thread brought us into a new age

also my new favorite question to ask teenagers is "oh, did you learn about that on a tick tick?" because FRIENDS the colors they turn

As a teenager, this is so funny akjfjshdjfjfv

my mom used to ask me if i was "on the email" when i used the internet and i suddenly have an appreciation of what she was actually doing like it's just so funny to be a clueless adult because so many kids take it so seriously and I'm just over here like "is this a devilish lick? am i winning?"

you all hate the position i sleep in because you haven’t advanced to my level and you’re jealous of my mental acuity and caustic wit as well as being extremely good at sleeping

This is like. The opposite of the recovery position

How we greet friends now

How do movie people even know if a movie is good or not I finish watching a movie and my brain is just like "well that certainly was a movie" and that's it

3. I sure watched something

women are harpies that are stealing my Man Strength in order to make themselves stronger.  I saw one woman who had done this five times, and could now bench-press more than me in the gym.  Terrifying.

when a man loves a man they have infinite strength, but when a woman loves a woman they have no weaknesses. chose wisely…

The Unstoppable Gay meets the Immovable Lesbian.

Thats not anime, thats just how it is over there.