I bet you wish this was a porn blog.

(voice of someone about to turn 30) it’s nice making friends. It’s nice to play together and have fun. It’s nice to hang out

I love how unapologetic he is. And rightfully so!! How you gone cry about being embarrassed when you weren't crying about barging into my home and threatening my life? No one was worried about anybody's children when they weren't the right color. They good. 🤷🏾‍♀️

also when kids ARE playing with toys alone, imaginative play is really important for their development! a toy that always responds to you - gives you the answer - isn't helpful for imagination, creativity, emotional development, or even logic and reasoning.

People these days probably don't know about how if you went looking for hentai 20 years ago it was extraordinarily easy to come across sites that exclusively focused on porn of the Flintstones characters

I like to fuck around and waste time for at least ~6-10 hours per day, and let me tell you, that really puts some pressure on your schedule. you have no idea how busy I am

“God’s favorite little darling” as your bio when you’re 30…. It should be “if the lord lets me see another day”

@wolfi-amadeus-mozart

... my pleasure. Wolfgang.

everyday on here it’s like okay well sure

imagine Benedict Cumberbatch furiously trying to hide a boner.

this is the ugliest post on this earth and if i have to see it so does everyone else

Entire dash is nothing but vigils for pjackk and the fucking clown cartoon I'm just trying to bump up against some Amazing Digital Cervix

the eliding of “you all” to “y’all” while still maintaining 2 syllables is a deliberate and brilliant act of violence. “bear with me” said exactly like i’ve heard it at every funeral. the choices of breaking and re-establishing of eye contact. the balance of rehearsed and improvised tone. A+++ get this man a hollywood contract.

I’m not from the South but let me tell you something: I have never understood or felt any of Julius Caesar as clearly in any other interpretation as I did with this actor. Just. Gave me chills.

@uwathebestgirl

i bet it feels good as fuck to be a late han dynasty umamusume officer and running a man through at 50km/h with a guandao