Dokis Dokis

*spits out a nuanceberry* that was without a doubt the worst thing I've ever tasted, and an affront to all that is good

"The magic system is never fully explained" yeah that's how life works. Imagine having a story set in modern day America and the characters have several pages of exposition on combustion engines and telecommunication networks before we get to the plot

i think this is absolutely correct and good writing advice but also victor hugo would like to have a word with you about the parisian sewer system circa 1832

victor hugo would like to have many words with you about the parisian sewer system circa 1831

ever since i was a little girl i knew i wanted to be weird and strange and silly

I kind of miss the impulsivity that certain spaces used to allow. oh you want a hair cut today? hairdresser in the corner can fit you in before her 2 o’clock. tattoo of a cobra… sure leg or arm? even concerts, back when you could go to the box office thirty mins before any show. not saying these things don’t exist at all, but everything feels booked five months in advance and 10x more expensive

dude honestly shout out to my guards i told them to seize this guy and before i could even finish my sentence they soze him. My goats

they hate me because the years of memory loss has purified my mind

This is literally how you actually improve ADHD symptoms btw

ask game: you stalk my blog and then tell me what you think is wrong with me

guys i liedddddd 😭😭😭😭😭 i actually want it 😭😭😭 i want it so bad 😭😭😭😭 i want it so bad its ruining my life 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭