Humans Are Space Orcs - New Levels of Science
Hello everyone. I'd like to apologize for the inactivity I've displayed. Here in University land, things have been pretty busy, and I've been busting my butt just trying to keep up with the work. At any rate, I have returned.
I hope you enjoy this! Also, feel free to send me your thoughts and ideas. I would be overjoyed to see them!
Pleasant cycles, everyone. Today, human Joe is... preoccupied with other matters, so his ordinarily joyful background banter will not be present, this time. I know some of you enjoy that, so I apologize for his absense.
Moving on the the subject at hand. Science. It is one of the constants that binds all races across the great Nebulon. From the Krogoc's study of plasma to the Natari and their studies of all species' biologies. Even the humans have their studies, ranging from experemental interstellar travel methods (some of which are absurd) all the way down to micromechanical medicine.
However, the sciences which I have found humans to excel at are not so much the sciences of how to bend the universe to their will, even though they do that anyway, but more their sciences of learning to understand.
Uh... let me explain. Humans are notoriously curious, dangerously so, most times. They viciously seek after knowledge, sometimes just for the sake of having it! Much of the knowledge they acquire goes unused! But they still crave it, they want to know the answers to absolutely EVERYTHING, even if they forget it moments later!
In fact, they crave knowledge so much, that they have come up with ways to study things to find answers to questions we didn't even consider could be posed!
They don't just want to know who, or what, or where, or when, or how; they want to know the answer to the question no other race has ever considered asking: why? The humans want to know WHY things happen, why it worked out that way or this way, why you would do that, what is it about someone thay drove them to make that decision. Why? Why? Why?
They don't simply discover the end result and base all conclusions on consistent findings. They actively seek out why, not just in the physics of the universe, or the mathematics of existence. They want to know the ins and outs of societies. Of the individual mind. Of the very SOUL....
Humans ask why the warlords of the past conquered who they conquered, oppressed who the oppressed, hated who they hated; they ask why entire communities decided on this topic, or that matter; they ask why they all did this from so many angles, and they STUDY... EVERY... [redacted]... DETAIL OF EVERY LITTLE [redacted] THING.
And the best part is... they get their answers.
The call it Sociology. They call it Psychology. The social sciences.
They studied why the Krogoc became a warrior race. We, being the rest of Nebulon, assumed it was because of their planet and their heritage and culture. We didn't look into it any further. But those [redacted] humans... oh, they cracked the millenia old question.
They traced their historical records, took uncoherent data from those of questionable knowledge and applied it to a partial framework, dug in places no other race thought to dig, and they found the answer.
I won't bore you with the details, but suffice it to say that the entire race is they way they are not because of a successful ideology or a mythos that drives them to war. It was because a little Krogoc infant was born in an abusive home. An entire civilization, an entire race, fights because an inebriated male mated with a female, who had a son who grew up fatherless, who grew to hate women, who mated with one for the sake of procreation, and had a child who was brought up on the idea that it was only proper to conquer everything....
This realization was dubbed a herecy in the Krogoc courts, but a solid 34% of Krogoc adopted this discovery and went on to become scientists instead of warriors.
Now there is a field dedicated to the study of artificial wormholes, all because a small group of humans wanted to know the true reason behind why an entire race loved to fight.
Humans.... I do not think they can comprehend the impact they have made on the universe.
Who knows? Maybe they should be stopped? At least, most things will be predictable again. But what will we miss out on? Why do it?
Dear Nebulon... I'm beginning to sound like them....