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A rank once exclusively held by Sangheili charged with the protection of political figures, the assassination of the High Prophet of Regret saw the rise of the Jiralhanae to the role of honor guardsmen. Some honor guards still serve within remnant groups.

Microsoft Xbox Crystal Edition 'Limited Edition' Console

I know it was @jackthunderboltyt who asked for this, BUT I cannot find the OG ask. im tagging you forgive me, m'lord I might make a little fic but I ran out of ideas sooo here you go!

Sergeant Johnson is blue teams' dad. No argument. Just saw these hyper-lethal teens and went "they're mine now

This is sad because I can't find any content about Johnson and his augmented murder hobo children”

Shhh dont mind the discrepancies, sam is alive and well nothing bad ever happened to him shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Johnson is more or less a glorified babysitter for some oversized murder children to others but to him, he's their dad 

He does act like a dad, maybe the “im gonna count to three and…” or the “ya dead? No? You're fine.” kind of dad. While handing them medical equipment or something 

Has been called dad. Likely by sam or john “dad- I mean sir!” johnson cherishes these moments. 

Calls them his family and kids ‘“yeah, the kids and I just got back from one hell of a mission.” 

Corny dad jokes. All the time. Kelly loves them. 

Has totally said shit like “that's my kid!” “that's my son/daughter!” or “you go get em kiddo!” he's so proud of them 

Brags to others about how cool his kids are “yeah.. Those are my kids, they're great ain't they?” and elbows the person then points at whichever kid it is

I think blue team began to view him as a father figure during tsilent storm or the battle of seoba 

Sam. sam, sam. Sweet boy. Baby boy. Sam and johnson have a back-and-forth commentary relationship, it's so fun. With sams enormous sense of humor, and johnsons loud-mouthed banter. great combo imo. 10/10. I hear johnson saying “I sure as hell didn't as for you two cents!” and sam quips back nonchalantly “good thing I've got more than two cents” 

Has walked into one of their rooms and said “are ya winning son?” or something and they look at him deeply confused 

Because of sams lack of care/trust for anyone outside the spartan program, it took him a much longer time to warm up or even care for johnson than his other siblings. Perhaps when he saw that john, kelly, Linda, and Fred trusted him he felt he could let his guard down some

I think that johnson hosts them small bday parties if they want it. They deserve it :)

Linda is like the weird emo child in the corner to johnson./j He loves her very much, even though she will appear out of nowhere and scare him half to death

Johnson has many many many family photos of them all together ( yes jack, you can include Miranda in this if you'd like to hc that Miranda is like their mother! Ik in ur au johnson and Miranda are dating so-)

Name a better duo. I’ll wait.