Humans are weird - Laughter
Basically just: what if aliens aren't used to laughter (ft- no names bc idk what ocs this would apply to)
Alien: -and that is how I found out that the hair on some humans heads is actually something called a wig and that I hadn't accidentally somehow shocked them into losing all their head hair
Human:*bursts out laughing* Oh my god
Alien: HUMAN ARE YOU ALRIGHT? ARE YOU CHOKING?
Human : *laughing even harder at the misunderstanding* YEAH NO *WHEEZING*DON'T WORRY
Alien: SAYING YEAH NO IS NOT VERY REASSURING...
Alien: OH MY LORDS YOUR FACE IS TURNING RED! HUMAN???
*meanwhile the human is slowly making their way towards the ground wheezing because their legs are giving out*
Alien: I HAVEN'T RESEARCHED HOW TO PERFORM THE HEIMLICH MANEUVER YET THIS IS THE WOOORST TIME FOR THIS
Human: *through wheezing* I swear I'm alright
Alien:I'LL GO GET A DOCTOR HOLD ON *already heading through the door* DOES ANYONE HERE KNOW HOW TO DO THE HEIMLICH MANEUVER???-
Alien:... so you're telling me that humans just sometimes get so amused that their lungs spasm and they struggle to breath???
Human: *still kinda giggling* yes
Alien:... Well I guess that is good to know. I'll try to avoid being too amusing in the future.
Human: nooo, laughing is a positive thing
Alien: -STRUGGLING TO BREATH IS POSITIVE???