long live the car crash hearts

I CAN'T STOP LAUGHING

Hockey rules I never knew about.

This is how archaeologists hunt

We couldn’t find any bones so we’ll just have to make some

She’s picking him up from kitten school and he’s telling her about his day

“The boys are coming from INSIDE THE TOWN”

Is Chris Evans Steve Rogers or is Steve Rogers Chris Evans?

“Fellas, is it gay to be a good father?”

if I don’t reblog a good burn on piers morgan, assume I’m dead

@indigopersei is the french language just always on the verge of getting someone accused of assault or..?

my friend, if only you knew

It’s a very dangerous language to learn

truly the language of love

Yet another reason we must oppress the French: even their language is horny on main.

Missed this last year by 50 effing minutes.

Hell yeah I’m scheduling this again.

half of tumblr wants to fuck, the other half wants to die

i wanna fuck and then die

cicadas the lot of you

one thing that never changes and is always true for everyone is the desire to own a house with a bookcase covering a hidden passage that it slides back to reveal when the correct book is pressed or removed

Happy Hanukkah to my Jewish followers. May the next several days bring you light and blessings.