I Bet Some Delicious Meals Have Been Made Here

yeah, that's The Stoker

big mans tanning in the sun.. what a life lived.

john karkat is entering high school this fall

it is crazy how “if this childrens show doesn’t kill their villain at the end it’s irredeemable media” became such a popular opinion here. like people were calling steven universe fascist apologia. and to be clear I don’t even think that would be the case for non childrens media, either. perhaps holding every single story up to the same standard of “does it follow the acceptable narrative path or is it evil propaganda” isn’t the most anti-fascist thing, either. maybe.

"you are morally obligated to murder your enemies" is also perhaps not the most anti-fascist thing

If Rock N Roll came out today they would call it Woke N Roll and it would be woke

its bait

I’m saying that my post about woke n roll is bait and doesn’t mean anything its just nonsense I posted in order to generate social media engagement

hey can I reblog this post

Only if you want to be cancelled by the toxic Woke N Roll fandom

posts that replicate the feeling of seeing a massive plume of black smoke coming from somewhere on the far horizon

this was the glass jar guy verbatim

I'm afraid to ask.. what happened? 😬

Fuck this is so disgusting

This post is a fucking Pandora's box of awful

Oh my God. This gets worse every time I see it!

This is why I live alone. I don’t want to be remembered as a murderer, and I’d kill each and every one of these jerks.

first night as a vampire warlord i turn my five most loyal men into vampires as well but they dont know what that means and they go out during the day so now i have none of my five most loyal men

second night as a vampire warlord i turn my sixth to tenth most loyal men into vampires but i give them a crash course so they dont die stupidly like the last ones

third night as a vampire warlord we prepare for the battle but forget we're allergic to christianity so we have to reschedule the battle because we all got sore throats trying to sing bogurodzica

fourth night as a vampire warlord we change our attack plans and also comission some more edgy armor because the normal one reflects too much light

fifth night as a vampire warlord we finally go to battle and we win only because the enemy mistook a swarm of normal bats for our attack and got rabies

sixth night as a vampire warlord we celebrate our victory with a bloodfeast but it turns out sigismund gets a stomachache when the victim isnt specifically a red-haired maiden and he makes the whole party go to shit

seventh night as a vampire warlord i find out sigismund wasn't a vampire and was actually just sick when he tried to drink blood with the rest of us so i get angry and impale him

eight night as a vampire warlord sigismund is still alive because none of his vital organs got stabbed through and i start feeling kinda bad for him but i cant show it or i lose all my authority so i ask my seventh most loyal man to kill him

ninth night as a vampire warlord we move camp further into the enemy's country but it's raining and i actually kind of like the ambiance but my horse breaks a leg in the mud so i turn it into a vampire horse

tenth night as a vampire warlord my vampire horse started biting other horses but wasnt turning them into more vampire horses so now we have no horses and have to stop and loot a village but their horses kind of suck

eleventh night as a vampire warlord we start moving again with our new shitty horses that i carefully turned into vampire horses but theyre still not so good and its honestly getting on everyones nerves

twelfth night as a vampire warlord. things get a little gay

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