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My Very Punctual Wife Gets My Night Worm can also be used to remember the order of the planets in the solar system!

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Mercury Venus Pearth Wars Goopiter Maturn Nuranus Weptune

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Okay two things

1) every time I see something like this, or photos of wild unrealistic landscapes that really exist, or spectacular architecture, whatever it is, I think again that when we write fantasy, we NERF REALITY. That is, here's some dude with a special interest and a brain that somehow lacks basic self preservation mechanisms, and he's out here looking like a super hero. Regular humans are capable of things we seem super human. Real landscapes are more fantastical than our fantasies. Reality is more fantastical than our fantasies.

2) how the fuck did he not kick out any windows that's the most impressive part of the whole video.

jackhawksmoor

this man is his own zombie apocalypse team, adding anyone else would just slow him down

rj-abacura

So as someone who used to teach parkour back in the day, this dude isn’t just talented. His technique is amazing.

It’s not just about not kicking out windows. Controlling how you land is about shock absorption, about minimizing the strain on your joints. It also makes you quieter when you move. A good landing should be as silent as possible, because loud landings hurt. That’s the foundation of everything else you do in parkour. So by the time you’re climbing buildings, if you’re breaking windows it means you don’t have enough control to land safely and it’s time to go back to your ground basics.

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tatzelwurming

genuinely if it becomes a film making trend to adapt 4chan/reddit posts into movies i think we should ban the moving image

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ok one exception

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YOU are a glasses girl. going about with your long hair and such.

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[obediently]i am a glasses girl. going about with my long hair and such

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PLEASE READ THIS ARTICLE

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From another article i read today 😭

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he wasn’t even there to be a contestant he joined the crew as a CHINESE TEACHER but the directors noticed his good looks and begged him to compete. poor guy made it to the finals and if he had been one of the winners he would have been contractually forced to be in a boy band whether he wanted to or not

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this is the closest any human being has ever come to actually being sold to One Direction

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me after ants find me asleep at the picnic

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what in the world are "pity likes" you guys are inventing new ways to be insecure. every like i give is a like with my whole pussy

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