life rlly just feels like a vicious cycle of whispering to yrself "im good. im kind. i am a lover. i am. soft handed." & it returns back to you as "are you sure? are you sure? are you sure?"

the amazing digital circus peanuts

i think we can really do something with this one guys

i dunno about dis one boss..

*snaps my fingers and a bunch of henchmen file into the room to lift you up and take you outside like they’re ants and you’re the crumb*

i bet it feels good as fuck to intend to do something and then actually do it

Can I come over and be really disappointing

hey sorry it's just that i don't think i'm very good at being a person. thanks for letting me try with you, anyway.

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today i just (remembers to maintain privacy online) did something really cool. you have to trust me

you're cute and it's tuesday

manifesting for everyone to have a very lesbian summer

google search how to interact with other human beings in a way that another human being might consider normal or even acceptable

til my self sabotage do us apart