remy 🍎

i dont care if mondays rife,tuesday qednesday full of strife, thursday fuck my baka life, its friday im in sucks

big fan of when characters meet another version of themselves and their first instinct is to literally physically kill their doppelganger with their own two hands. which could mean absolutely nothing.

You really never know what random niche knowledge you have will come in handy at trivia night. You really don’t.

Oh my goodness she is so lovely and full! And she's flowering!! That's a happy maranta indeed

wedding dresses are white specifically so that if the bride goes axe-crazy you can rest assured you will see the blood stains all over her and it'll be sick as fuck

once I snorted a fat line of nuance and everything started depending. watch out

enamored lately with an asmr channel i stumbled upon on youtube that’s literally just a sweet korean lady pretending to give her enormous ragdoll cat (who she pretends is a famous and wealthy cat actress) extravagant spa treatments that are wildly, wildly overpriced (because the cat is rich)

This is the true reason ragdolls were bred. This is their purpose. This cat is fulfilling her ancestral destiny.

hello this is your google account. did you know that you are trying to log in. to. your google account. would you like five emails about how you logged in to your google account.