only an end to pursuit

you never know what someone is going through. for instance i didnt know i was going through anything until about 2 years later. i thought i was just chilling

a village child tried to cut my beard today with scissors. naturally I destroyed him with lightning and sonic boom. now his parents are saying I "overreacted". well guess what is coming to them next. that's right it's lightning sonic boom.

Posts written by the prophet Elisha circa 900 BCE

Hold on I gotta Google something

they should invent a job that doesn't affect your schedule or energy level that you don't have to go to if you don't want but you still get paid

in american culture it's actually disrespectful to take time off of your job because it's seen as an insult to the economy

have you noticed that everything depends on various factors

do y’all remember usernames??? from back when every fuckin website didn’t need your email phone number home address social security number just to join/sign up for something?? when you could make website-specific accounts that weren’t linked to literally anything else??? they tried to boil us like a frog slowly switching to “username/email” and then just asking for your email. but I remember. I remember usernames.

stop drinking beer with the deer and come have a cider with the spiderrrr

“too much garlic” whats next? too much love?

no one is coming to save you its true its true someone might be coming to hang outttttttttt though. someday

it has always been a dream of mine to relax

it’s just not possible