2016 Tumblr is so back
he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
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Misplaced Lens Cap
cherry valley forever
let's talk about Bridgerton tea, my ask is open

@theartofmadeline
"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"

roma★
Three Goblin Art
trying on a metaphor
One Nice Bug Per Day

if i look back, i am lost
Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her

祝日 / Permanent Vacation


Product Placement
ojovivo
dirt enthusiast
noise dept.

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2016 Tumblr is so back

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'minion' -too closely associated with those yellow things
'goon' -linguistic drift gave her a new meaning. i hope her new life is good for her. i miss her.
'henchman' -too gendered. can be shortened to 'hench' in a pinch, but lacks punch.
'servant' -too domestic to apply to all those who serve evil.
'underling, subordinate' -this one only works if they get off on being beneath you and/or you don't properly pay your workers.
'associate' -this one's good for grizzled mercenaries or lone agents but doesn't work good for broad swathes of an organization.
'slave' -same as underling but more intense. really fun for some of the group. unsavory for others in a way that limits the scope of the thing.
'thrall' -only really applies if you're brainwashing them and that's not something i've learned how to do en masse yet
'flunky, toady, stooge, lackey' -these are just insulting, and that isn't conducive to a healthy work environment. imagine going to work and your job title is 'stooge'.
'acolyte' -works for those that worship you, but again. lacks the scope.
'supporter, follower' -unspecific and vague
'assistant, helper, aide' -not sinister at all. just means you're doing things for me. swagless in this manner. could be good if used to describe someone who's so clearly more that as a way to emphasize their obedience via understatement, but that's only useful for a few members of the organization. and even then, 'associate' works better.
'cohort' -untested in the field. suggests an equal footing in the affair, ideal for post-structuralist evil organizations with a bottom-up power structure that's held in the hands of the evil workers themselves. perhaps we'll explore it together?
may I suggest: 'grunt' – time-tested by crime bosses with a variety of goals and organizational mandates. implies a subservient position with none of the innate baggage of lackey et al.
GRUNT IS PRETTY GOOD
must feel so good to be soil absorbing rain
my awsum new idea for another shadow the hedgehog game
I think instrumence should be free for those who are pure of heart
u should be able to put ur hand down and let the instrument sniff u and if it smells a beautiful quality in ur heart and spirit that's ur instrument now. stray tumpet follow you home.. bwaa
Sniff my hand, sweet bwa bwaa.... You will be safe with me

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happy pride to him
Gay broke sober king 🤴
you have to forgive the printer because it's one of the most machine-ass machines we interact with on a day to day basis. that thing says kerchunk. hardly anything says kerchunk these days. you can't get mad at her when she kerchunks up a little.
Crazy that tech has gotten so bad that we're doing printer forgiveness now
Fun fact, you can put the entirety of the Communist Manifesto in an ask
red is kind of the bad bitch of colors. shes in everything. if theres a color id generally say theres a good chance its red. but you never know, so dont count on it. you see, there are actually several other colors, but none of them are friends with each other. if you see a color, its best to leave it alone. just some things ive learned over the past 30 years
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The Olaf animatronic at Disney Adventure World has had its first public malfunction.
OLAF FUCKING DIED 😭
You're laughing. Olaf fucking died and you're laughing.
Stooooppp
whatever you call this

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choosing to engage with my despair in new and playful ways
Real Name: Prototype jack
Street Name: P.jack
Birthplace: I was built in russiaa
Origin: JUst a guy trying to be a buddy in a world that's been totally screwed over by greed+no mindfulness
Age: 7 years old
Blood Type: Gasoline
Height: 235 cm
Weight: 185 kg
Hair Color: Going bald
Eye Color: Glwoign red when im mad or crazy
Occupation: Robot prototype
Marital Status: Single
Likes: Pre rolls, built jock twunks, orange mad dog
Dislikes: Hate across the world
Hobbies: Thinking about world problems and possible soluions
Fav quote: History isn't written by the losers