Istanbul was Constantinople

Girl, you got a headache because……. you have powers.

they are canceling me for the way i deal with grief. also, for the infinite number of destroyed universes

what if season 4 is just a tylenol nightmare viktor is having because he was sore after a t shot

I think generally Allison's life is probably falling to pieces because she has not allowed herself any space to heal and she is living out of a fractured-and-glued memory but I am extremely curious what would get her to go back to this life that caused her to lose everything over and over and over again. I can't imagine it is anything except sorrow and love.

"If the Hargreeves had phones every season would end in two episodes!" Babe if there were cell phones in the Umbrella Academy it would be so much worse. Not a single person in that house is capable of conveying information in a coherent manner. Diego has them all blocked. Viktor only listens to his voicemail in bulk once a month. Five developed his own shorthand during the apocalypse that he truly thinks is coherent to other human beings (it is not). Luther, by nature of who he is, absolutely Does Not Text for any reason and keeps calling the others. Klaus is carrying at least four conversations in the same thread at any given point in time. Even if they all managed to remember that they owned phones (unlikely) and then proceeded to convey relevant information in a timely fashion (even less likely), not a single one of them would figure it out. Allison could probably muster the braincells necessary but would not under any circumstances manage to stay on task long enough to do anything about it. Phones would absolutely not help with anything at all.