Lynn Drumm

Proposing “nyagomorph” as a new name for cat/bunny hybrid species

gonna start bidding on stuff like: $10. no highballing. i know what you have.

a good argument for lowering the drinking age in the US is that that I'm almost never exposed to a bad opinion from teenagers in eastern europe, where the drinking age is $10

I think the reason we have all the horrors of 20th century warfare and none of the wonders of time travel is because H.G. Wells was really good at coming up with fucked up ways to kill the british and not that good at writing a compelling story about time travel

i love acting stupid on the internet for comedy until i have to kill myself because everyone thinks i actually have a room temp IQ

Apple designs their laptops to be most efficient for DJs to snort drugs off of, and Lenovo designs theirs to look professional in meetings and for trans women to put stickers and linux on it a decade later