Wanna hear a joke?

“You know it wasn’t a bad idea to go to the park today.” Gabe commented, looking over at Abel with a slight grin. “Except for these annoying ass pigeons. But besides that, we should catch up shouldn’t we?”

“Cedric Heart, I’m very upset with you right now.” Gabe huffed upon seeing his best friend. “Why haven’t you visited me, huh? Explain.”

*nudges Gabe* Thats the one I would eat by the way, doesnt he look delicious? Whip cream isnt even needed.

And nobody is going anywhere- *whips whips at the 3 of them* BACK IN THE CELLAR.

I mean, I’ve seen better. More delicious people. Wait, why am I discussing this with you?

Swim? What the hell- yall arent going anywhere. We’re getting free food for not letting anyone escape.

*checks out Albert* Wedding ring :(? Damn. *Looks at Slightly* Too skinny >:(

Exactly---But if we don’t see you guys escape, then it’s not like we let you. [wink wink] I didn’t see anything. [puts hand over his eyes]

[Pirate sees them fighting] Aye, break it up you two-----Wait. You two aren’t pirates.

Do whatever the hell you want- but Im totally getting my Kesha on tonight

We’re on a ship, why would I do it in a room? You and Romeos sex life must be so vanilla. Poor guy. We’re gonna go at it on the lookout bro. *whips at him* Dance monkey dance! *whip whip* If there wasn’t the risk he’ll cut my throat, I would totally be all over that. 

You’re disgusting. I’m ashamed we’re even related.

Really? I found the prisoners room, and I’m tempted to eat all of their fine selves let me tell you. This girl aint going hungry if you know what I mean ;)

Especially the blondie. He can walk my plank any day. *pulls out whip* I told you stopping at the bdsm store would be worth it. Pirates are totally into the freaky stuff. *attempts to whack him*

Gross, I don’t want to become a cannibal. I’d even be satisfied eating fish right out of ocean.

“Thalia, I’m pretty sure we’ve checked every nook and cranny of this ship, and there’s still no sight of food on here.”