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"focaccia, serves 4" yes all 4 me

"tiramisu, serves 2" yes all 2 myself

I understand that you were aiming for a morally grey protagonist, but in practice what you've ended up with is more of a moral beige.

take everything I say with a hint of garlic, ginger, spring onions and a dash of soy sauce

old people are right about werther's originals btw

big fan of taking it easy, and honestly genuinely have no interest whatsoever in the grind

YOUR EMAIL FINDS ME ON THE FIELD OF BATTLE

I need games to stop trying to get me to block or parry. I will solve my problems with my face or die trying.

we need to be doing everything in our power to acquire and consume tiramisu

yesterday i was insane about that fictional man. today i am insane about that fictional man. tomorrow? take a wild guess brother

many great homophones out there. none better than wanton/wonton

"the wonton excess" bro how many

"I'll have the wanton soup" righteo how slutty should it be?

Hate Hate Hate stories that reward characters for refusing to do triage. 'I refuse to choose only one to survive even if it means both die' [plot contrives for this to be the only way both survive] is so weak. Making difficult decisions with no good outcome is not a moral failing

@sky-scribbles

i love u tzatziki i love u pita i love u olive oil i love u foccacia i love u hummus i love u flat bread

[COVERED IN BLOOD, EYES LARGE] i have been working. On my resume

[HANDS VISIBLY SHAKING, BLOOD CAKED UNDER NAILS] there is. A cover letter

I do not respect the grind. Go to bed