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I dueled a wasp with my katana for 45 minutes and i lost

my knight keeps saying fuck it we ball before charging into battles and it's reallynot inspiring confidence in my heart

Luke Skywalker put away his targeting computer to destroy the Death Star so I don't need AI to help me write an email.

We just not going to talk about how he can also do pottery? With chocolate?

And stickers!

he HAS A not chocolate version of that god damned bowl right there! TAUNTING US, and holding the not pastries kiwis!

basketball dracula isn't real dude he can't-- *sudden squeaking noises from the shadows*

*two pool toys having sex tumble by in the wind* oh thank god

*thunderous slam dunk noise*

Both options convey that he's horny

How dare you be funnier than me on my own post

I am currently wearing a four year old skirt and a three year old shirt. The skirt is good for a few more years. I am hoping to get a couple more out of the shirt

I maintain that the best summation of my feminist beliefs are that men and women are not fundamentally different. There are a few quantifiable differences if you average out every woman and every man, but they are not qualitative. And most of them are socially constructed, and would be fixed if we started treating men and women the same. Neither is inherently smarter, neither is inherently kinder, neither is inherently more stoic or stronger or angrier or softer. Everyone is obsessed with the differences between women and men, with finding them and creating them and distancing themselves from the "other half". It's fucked up