Duh.

puddle water is basically cigarettes for dogs

the most elegant dismissal of “why are there pyramids all over the world” that I’ve heard was “what’s the easiest structure to build? A pile of stuff. What if you wanted to make the pile stable? You’d turn it into a pyramid shape” and I forgot where I heard this but it reminds me of “notice how there’s flood myths all over the world” feels a lot less interesting if you ask “notice how civilizations that leave written records are often located next to rivers or other bodies of water and what’s a catastrophic natural disaster that can happen to cities next to bodies of water”

’low calorie’ meals is already irritating but nothing annoyed me more when i was working physically intensive jobs in fisheries & could literally barely eat as much as i burned every day. i always felt so betrayed when i didn’t realize i accidentally bought the low calorie version of something. like what do you mean this food is less food per food

Or as I've always liked to put it, "No matter how suspicious you might find the neighbor who never opens their blinds, they will never be as suspicious as the neighbor who wants free rein to peek in through people’s windows."

This is weird bevause ive had this exact thought before

Actually it really does help to paint the picture

"why don't you set an alarm to remind yourself to put your marbles in your bag?" i will fill your shoes with goo

that trans woman is literally hot and a lesbian. why wouldn’t she be an autogynephile.

happy friday the 13th/valentine's day double feature to all goths, emos, vampires, horror enthusiasts, reanimated corpses, romantics, weirdos, freaks, lovers, and everyone else who may celebrate

how to get up in the morning tutorial

you're going to see this a lot. you're going to see it more and more. this is the point at which they start attacking trans medical care for adults and this is how they're going to do it. push back the second you see it every time