"lock in" is probably one of the most important phrases to enter the public lexicon in the 2020s
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"lock in" is probably one of the most important phrases to enter the public lexicon in the 2020s

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Translation: "Chancho! I'm leaving now dude, i'm leaving to go work now dude."
"If someone breaks in dude, you beat the ever-loving shit out of them real hard dude, you beat the shit out of them, Chancho, you hear me?"
"You just beat the shit out of anyone who breaks in!"
translation notes:
The dogs name is 'Chancho', a slang word for a pig. Basically, its like the dog is named 'piglet' 🥺
I fucking can't with his little face
You forgot to add the bodies of his victims in the background
English sauce I'm cryinggggg
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this tweet. but for tumblr
And what, pray tell, is so wrong with that? Must a king lower himself to the vocabulary of insects? Must an academiac explain his reasoning to kindergartners? There is no shame in knowledge nor is there in verbosity. Quite the opposite, they are to be celebrated. But I guess this is the world we are forced to inhabit. This world... This planet, teeming with life and all its infinite possibilities. And you would dare dilute it, so that a simpleton's mind could comprehend it? I will not stand for this. No more shall a man be judged for his might, his ambition, his intellect. No more shall we look down on those who propose a mere thought experiment about owning a human pec9sdjv0 c9i2ewokhndvoi adsjvci uwqeowdsxujvnli ufdsiuljfcniu ofeidcvjpc9nUIODSuljvniuwqopisafjvp985erioewaudJHB9jrg8frjuv8ar9jvuw08rd9vujq35g89spdujigk[0e9ravjik0rvu9jq54w8yvh r8og;af9ukjgmoiaelgurj9g8zboifyhvlo8fivujawp89 OC:Ivjare0sd9oizl
Please leave the mall, you're making a scene.
You won't... Keep me... from Hot Topic... forever...

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Lohen!
IM ON TIME THIS YEAR I SWEAR. HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!!!!!
A comm by @vicunyas, a 2022 blast from the past! 🧡
I've been feeling nostalgic lately thanks to Levi's darling ASMR (but, sweetheart... can you not just eat the peach skin?), the anniversary news, and the fun I've had decorating my Nether Nook. I'm remaining cautiously optimistic!
I didn't use Tumblr post-2018 until I started playing IkeVil, but I've been in the OBM trenches since 2021. I was on Twitter back in the day posting about eggs and tailfuckery. 😅 I love to bully Levi, but I'm also so proud of him whenever he takes the initiative!

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started thinking about a genshin x breaking bad au because scara's VA pat pedraza posted a pic of him with giancarlo (gus' actor), and then i drew a normal amount of it
tiktoks with vine energy pt. 19
"Levi I'm watching your stream why you tryin not to laugh bro that's disrespectful as shit bruh, stop FUCKIN LAUGHIN bruh!"
got stuck on the toilet earlier and my inner monologue started coming in cookie monster's voice for some reason
#man cookie monster you're fighting bc the lid is closed!
me pretending there was artistic intent behind me bad drawing
ok so responses to this post have mostly been in one of three camps:
"i always think this too"
"no cookie!! the lid is down!!!" (incorrect, see above)
"reblogging from the toilet" in solidarity with cookie monster
but there is one response that i found, well, extremely jarring:
these tags from @wingstothesun put an image into my head that i now inflict upon them and the rest of you:
per tags from @thepandabaker i was cursed with another vision, and now so are all of you:

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dibujo todo equis de levi y su pejcao (pose altamente basada en una foto de vernon y un pez luna jajkdjkdjk)
haven't started the new scott pilgrim series yet, probably gonna do that today, but i did finally get around to reading the comic a few months ago
and i'm so jealous of/impressed by the casually batshit worldbuilding
in awe of the way this gets thrown out there and then basically never mentioned again
This guy hasn’t even heard of UNC Sky