A Blog about Nothing

basketball dracula isn't real dude he can't-- *sudden squeaking noises from the shadows*

*two pool toys having sex tumble by in the wind* oh thank god

*thunderous slam dunk noise*

That one Ant that KNOWS the rest of the colony will never believe this

English sauce I'm cryinggggg

@tatzelwyrm

no it’s fine, it’s just that being vulnerable is scary and disgusting and makes me want to die haha lol so funny am I right?

me tasting various flavors of gatorade

I need a shirt like this so bad

Odysseus

basketball players fight over the basketball because they are hypnotized before each game to believe it is their egg

this fetish stuff is getting out of hand what the fuck is word play

Listen, I know this gets made fun of so much, but like I am a woman who has periods and I have absolutely no idea how many tampons a woman requires in a week. I use primarily pads. But these men, at the least, ASKED her instead of making unfounded assumptions.

^^^

Also have you ever packed for a long trip and thought “I’m only going for seven days but I need to pack 15 pairs of underwear….just in case”. Imagine that but you’re going to SPACE