A Blog about Nothing

As a child who grew up surrounded by books instead of kids her own age, I can attest this is true AND you will spend your late teens/the bulk of your 20s, having people give you weird looks, then after clarifying what you meant, will correct you that awry is Uh-rye not Aww-ree.

basketball dracula isn't real dude he can't-- *sudden squeaking noises from the shadows*

*two pool toys having sex tumble by in the wind* oh thank god

*thunderous slam dunk noise*

That one Ant that KNOWS the rest of the colony will never believe this

English sauce I'm cryinggggg

@tatzelwyrm

no it’s fine, it’s just that being vulnerable is scary and disgusting and makes me want to die haha lol so funny am I right?

me tasting various flavors of gatorade

I need a shirt like this so bad

Odysseus

basketball players fight over the basketball because they are hypnotized before each game to believe it is their egg

this fetish stuff is getting out of hand what the fuck is word play