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Eleanor Guthrie & text posts (Black Sails 13/?)

+ Eleanor posts from my previous compilations below the cut

silverflint - crush (ethel cain)

1. flintvanemiranda is good for flint, because:

a) we know this man functions best in a throuple (he needs both hands held, otherwise he starts reaching for a gun with one of them);

b) he would have a second partner just as capable of looking out for miranda's safety and security as he is. as far as flint is concerned, 2 murderous and insane reputations are better than 1. once he got past the Charles Vane™️ of it all, this would be ideal;

c) suddenly he's not the one doing The Most reckless shit (he believes this will get him on miranda's good side)

2. flintvanemiranda is good for miranda, because:

a) miranda DESERVES some sweaty, insane, athletic sex. charles vane is conducive to achieving this. you know this. you are too smart not to know this. also speculation of flint's sexuality notwithstanding, at the end of the day, I believe he wants to please miranda. and I think that charles makes flint mad enough that he might even have to work for it. is flint possessive? no. but does he want to be outdone? made to seem incompetent by Charles Vane™️? no. he does not. this is excellent for miranda;

b) there will finally be someone present who will advocate for miranda's right to be at the club. let her out of this misery house. she should be at the club;

c) charles comes with jack and anne attached at the hip. extra company! however rough around the edges. I enjoy the vision of flint showing up to the cottage to find charles, jack and anne being sternly instructed to take their boots off before entering.

3. finally, flintvanemiranda excellent for charles because:

a) what he and flint have going on is nuts and gay sex can only help (probably). as far as charles is concerned, gay sex can only be improved by the presence of a hot woman. I couldn't agree more;

b) vane values loyalty deeply. let him shack up with the two most loyal insanegirls in the Caribbean. it will change him forever;

c) he gets to sleep with flint's wife. yes he knows it's more complicated than that. he doesn't care. boo-yah.

i like Jack Rackham a normal amount

Me: the weather WILL be nice this weekend! Obviously I don't believe in manifesting things, because that's clearly nonsense, but I do believe very strongly it's important to have faith in the weather

My friend: so what you're saying is, you believe you have no control over anything in your life, but you can control the weather?

But the more I think about it the more I think the opposite is where the comedy is.

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