O Captain, My Captain

never, ever, ever let the the stress of this bitch of an earth and its torment nexus stop you from making time for yaoi

woke deadbeat father: i'm just going to get some oat milk

i’ll be real, kitten, daddy needs multiple wealthy and powerful folks to die in a painful, drawn-out, and generationally humiliating manner

corporate guy who walks in & asks who's the most fertile shareholder at the table today

i havent actually seen anyone make real food for their miis it's all been prescription drugs and cigarettes and bees or a combination of those

relatedly: probably no one has made greater contributions to Posting than dr roberta bobby

Does anyone else have an list of 10-15 untouchable thoughts that if you let yourself remeber or think about them for even a second it’s excruciating or is this a me thing

if i dont respond to a message from you i can basically guarantee its not because i dislike you. im just getting attacked by imps and shit all the time genuinely.

pining is 100000% the most important aspect of pre-relationship fic for me. good-natured whole-hearted pining filled with lovelorn gazing and chest aching and fluttering touches, that’s my top priority. i was put on this earth to watch characters suffer over the profundity of their love for another person. unrequited love is why god made me. characters finding out that their feelings are reciprocated after long months/years of suffering is why the universe was assembled from nothingness. amen.

read the word midwife and thought it was some new slang. my mid wife. bro dont call her mid

person (non-practicing)

something I really enjoy is that I've now seen like 4 or 5 variations of roughly this same video, all slightly different in their angles and timing while obviously being the exact same bunny and room, implying that this is a consistent and frequent behavior for this bunny instead of just a funny thing it did once that got caught on camera. I wish I could have as much raw unfiltered enthusiasm for anything as this little rabbit has for its dinnertime