ships (boats)

In your 20s, you'll feel like you're losing the race. It's important to understand that there is no race.

whenever people say "the tragedy on iwtv is that everyone loved each other" ummmmmm. not armand. but nice try

the vampire does not concern himself with his DSM-5 diagnosis

if you vote me for president i vow to make everything the ocean again. no more land only ocean. this will solve all of our problems and replace them with new, far more interesting problems

they should invent a way for me to do tasks without the mind torture

You know what I fucking eat up every time? The thing where one character is an optimist and the other is a pessimist, and something happens that just, snuffs the hope right out of the optimist, and the pessimist has to desperately try to do what the other has always done for them, cheer them up. I live for that shit omg.

internet friends are kinda like illegally downloaded friends. you don’t get the physical copy but you still get all the great content

#i’d illegally download you all

reblog if you’d illegally download your followers

Make sure you put in a quiet corner so they can sleep

Unconscious people don't want tea

i bet it feels good as fuck to be in a band and hear gay rumors about you and the guy youre secretly having sex with

i hate the way fat antagonists have their weight moralized and used as a metaphor for greed and corruption and i hate the way it's overcorrected into fat people being "soft squishy friend-shaped cupcakes who look like they give incredible hugs" and i long for the day we have nuanced, interesting, and complicated fat characters and most of all i long for the day people are normal about fatness

big fan of when animals creche. Love to see so many fucking babies in one place

[id: the text “so reign of censorship and fear it is” overlaid atop flint in the pilot, when covered in blood and snarling.]