Star Fox is such a bizarre franchise because what do you mean half the games are just remakes of the first one and attempted reboots, what is there to even reboot, why do we need fifteen retellings of Star Fox 1 like it's the videogame adaptation of rashomon why is this game being rashomon'd every console generation, what is the goal, why do they do this please why do they do this

forever thinking about that girl at my uni orientation who, after being told to pour out her water bottle before entering an event, looked at me and said "they tell us to stay hydrated and then make us pour out our water, this is like totally kafkaesque" and then poured out what was very obviously an entire water bottle full of whiskey. hope she's doing well.

I had a dream that I won some competition for which the prize was a taxidermy weasel. Turned out it was actually a weasel taxidermy DIY kit for which they supplied the raw materials only (one live weasel).

@eategg24

I went to a game night yesterday and we were all just kinda snacking for a couple hours until one person goes "Hey ,do we wanna get some real food instead of living off of hummus, fruit, and alcohol?" and someone else instantly goes "this guy hates Greek people!"

I dislike the violence and unpredictability of the ice dispenser

this is your captain speaking. do you guys remember 9/11 [escalating clamor of passengers freaking out] woah woah hey hey i was just curious. christ. am i not allowed to make conversation