Sorry nothing

support that trans girl in her dream of being a milf: fuck her till shes pregnant

no i'm not sending you a "titty pic" weirdo. if you want to see them that badly you'll just have to meet me irl and beat me at mahjong like a normal person.

we need to bring back old school tumblr communication and im so serious. sending an ask to a mutual just to say hello. seeing three different asks in your inbox all asking how your dentist appointment went. seeing a post you think one of your mutuals would enjoy and tagging them/sending it to them in the dms. nowadays its just silently liking a post or (if youre feeling extreme) replying under posts. WHAT HAPPENED TO US!! we used to be a proper community!!!! #LetsBringWhimsyBack

reblog if you want ppl to send you random lil' asks

I got drunk and I just want y’all to know. It is NEVER okay to like someone. Like Romantically

apparently ‘nulge’ ‘permavore’ and ‘blueberrification’ are valid words in pronoun palace. unprecedented levels of based

they also added pawjob before footjob titjob handjob etc and pointed this fact out in a changelog when they added the rest

casualties unknown gets a lot of flack from people that do not seem to be aware that the point of the game is to not die

rolling up to the scav toll and going to regurgitate a pearl but i choke on it weird and throw up kinda pathetically and my eyeliners all smudged and im pale and theres half digested bug bits all over the pearl but i wipe off my face and stumble up to the toll regard;ess and they kirk me with an espear as im walking away