Hello my beautiful human body! I’ve invited you here today to discuss adopting non-mucus-based solutions to common challenges—

no one will ever know how often this is stuck in my head. can't believe it's not streaming anywhere but my old post

all of these songs are always stuck in my head and i luv it

ⓘ Tip: while sewing, you can unlock scary sewing by losing your needle somewhere on your bed.

i did this every night last month

I do not want the ai overview. I want to read six wikipedia pages as god intended.

'it's inscrutable' to you maybe. i scrote it just fine

there is no amount of language learning that is useless. I think it obviously scales up in wonderfulness as you learn more, but even just being at the point where you can recognize what language is being spoken or written is still a more useful thing than not knowing that. it is lovely to say hi to people in their language! any attempt to learn is important. you don't get fluent overnight. and you don't have to get fluent overnight. more knowledge is better than none. it isn't just all or nothing.

binch the more languages i learn the worse my english has become and i don’t think it’s been worth it 🫠

wtf this is a tweet from someone i was in a livejournal community with 20 years ago and randomly looked up on instagram this week...