hired to sit here and be sarcastic

I haven’t said anything interesting in a long while. this will continue

Hadestown Hades be like I miss my wife so I'm gonna make it everyone's problem by inventing global warming

it's Tuesday all day today and there's no known way to prevent this

“some things aren’t meant to last” ok but consider this: I love permanence and consistency

im glad we're mostly out of the "girls are so soft uwu" era. it was really hard for me to go through as a girl with a segmented carapace covered in hundreds of tiny barbs

i am massively overdue for a very very good week where not a single bad thing happens and everything is easy

reblog to give prev a very good week where not a single bad thing happens and everything is easy

@pokemonheartgold