february 28th? whats next, february 29th?

and what if I told you guys that virtually everyone you ever meet will turn out to be really interesting if you give them a chance

its not the year of the horse yet what r u all on

its the ass of the snake we r in the tail end of a snake year right now. year of the horse is in february dont get all gregorian on me now

ok now is a good time to be horseful

I think that when you're overstimulated you should appear kind of grayed out and no one should be able to interact with you like a locked character in a video game

You’re not depressed. You just need $250,000 in your bank account.

Reblog to materialize $250,000 in prev's bank account

Today I learned that cuttlefish experience REM sleep, and that it makes their skin flash random colors. This is the cutest thing ever.

I am absolutely delighted to learn that electric eels dream of kicking ass.

me if i was bioluminescent and confused: "whats glowing on..."

actually the craziest impact animorphs has had on me is that i never really got an urge to eat cinnamon buns from reading them BUT the phrase "the refreshing beverage known as vinegar" has forced its way into my head every other week for years to try and convince me it would be a good idea to chug a whole glass of it

There's also a trendy New Age beverage called fire cider that's literally just vinegar, cinnamon, spice, and pretensions. RIP Ax, you would've loved the fire cider craze.

The things I learn on this godforsaken website.