Pairing: Kurt Kunkle x F!Reader
Summary: Kurt only wanted to stream for a few hours. Unfortunately, his girlfriend is in his room, he's wearing the purple shirt she bought him, and forty two viewers end up witnessing the quickest collapse of a man's composure ever recorded.
Warnings: 18+ / MDNI! , smut, established relationship, streamer Kurt Kunkle, stream chat commentary, no penetrative sex, lap sitting, dry humping, teasing, dirty talk, praise, needy Kurt, grinding, clothed sexual content, kinda public intimacy, sensitive/subby Kurt, embarrassment, overstimulation, excessive fluff.
A/N: This fic exists because I am deeply unwell about Kurt Kunkle. I adore his weird little mannerisms, his awkwardness, the way he tries so hard to seem cool and immediately folds the second someone gives him attention. He's my favorite strange little guy. Also, special thanks to that picture of Kurt in the purple shirt because it dragged me across the finish line. I saw it and suddenly became possessed by the need to write several thousand words about him malfunctioning. Sometimes inspiration comes from great art. Sometimes it comes from Kurt Kunkle looking unfairly pretty in a purple shirt.💜
Kurt’s room was warmer than you expected, cluttered in a way that made it obvious he spent most of his life there, you guys had started dating a few weeks ago so that was actually your first time there.
Camera equipment crowded the desk beside empty energy drink cans, LED lights washing everything in soft blue and pink while his stream played live on the monitor in front of him.
“Alright chat” Kurt said, adjusting the headset over his hair “tonight we’re just hanging out”
You watched from his bed, trying not to smile at how seriously he took it all. There was something endearing about the way he concentrated, completely unaware of the effect he was having on you.
And god, that shirt, that goddamn shirt.
You'd created your own problem, really. Nobody had forced you to buy it. Nobody had forced you to hand it to him and tell him he'd look good in purple. And yet here you were, suffering the consequences of your own actions.
The soft purple fabric brought out the warmth in his brown eyes, making them look even richer whenever he glanced up. It somehow softened his features too, highlighting the gentle curve of his smile and the quiet prettiness of his face in a way that felt almost unfair. You'd bought the shirt because you thought it would suit him, but seeing him wear it now was another thing entirely.
He looked beautiful, so beautiful.
Beautiful enough that you kept finding your gaze drifting back to him, your stomach fluttering every time he pushed a hand through his hair or furrowed his brow in concentration. The sight of him in that shirt was doing dangerous things to your thoughts, making it harder and harder to focus on anything except how badly you wanted to reach out and pull him closer.
He kept glancing at the viewer count every few seconds while nervously rambling about some creator drama you weren't really paying attention to. His words blended together into background noise as you watched him instead, trying, and failing, not to get distracted by how unfairly good he looked.
Completely oblivious, Kurt continued talking a mile a minute, hands moving animatedly as he explained every detail. He always got like this when he was excited. The more enthusiastic he became, the more he talked, bouncing from one thought to the next before he'd even finished the first.
Normally, you just found it cute.
Tonight, with him sitting there in that purple shirt and looking impossibly pleased with himself, it was downright dangerous.
The viewer count hovered around forty-two, higher than usual, and Kurt looked ridiculously proud of it. A small smile tugged at his lips every time the number held steady, his brown eyes lighting up with quiet excitement. It was such a simple thing, but the sight of him being so genuinely happy made your cunt ache in the worst possible way.
Chat moved quickly down the side of the monitor.
camera_kid94: weird setup
m0thmilk: KURT FACE CAM EATING TODAY???
cigarettesandfilm: why is there a tripod on your bed
sadcamcorder: room tour when ?
vhsghost: bro clean your room
Kurt rolled his eyes “My room is literally fine"
It wasn’t. You snorted softly from behind him.
His head turned immediately at the sound, attention snapping toward you so fast it almost made you laugh and the chat noticed instantly.
expiredenergydrink: WHO WAS THAT
burnttoast.mp4: KURT GOT COMPANY???
fourthwallbreaker: WAIT GO BACK
nightdrive89: did anyone else see that?
“Nobody freaking out” he muttered quickly “That’s my girlfriend, she’s just hanging out"
You stood from the bed slowly, crossing the room while Kurt kept trying to talk to chat like nothing was happening. It was almost cute how hard he was trying.
“What are you so nervous about?” you asked, stopping beside him.
Kurt glanced at you for half a second before looking right back at the monitor.
Before he could say anything else, you slid onto his lap and Kurt stopped breathing.
The stream kept running in the background while his entire body went rigid beneath you, hands hovering awkwardly at your waist like he didn’t know if he was allowed to touch you.
ghostingirl: CONNECTION LOST BRO
ratboy2001: bruh forgot he was live
expiredenergydrink: she sat down and this man entered survival mode
fourthwallbreaker: somebody unplug him and plug him back in please
He stared at you wide eyed.
“You can keep talking” you said innocently.
Kurt let out a shaky laugh that sounded borderline painful.
“Yeah” he muttered “Cool. Right. Totally.”
His hands finally settled carefully against your hips, tentative enough to make your stomach flip a little.
The chat moved so fast it blurred now.
parkinglotghost: THE NERVOUS LAUGH
expiredenergydrink: he needs a factory reset
camera_kid94: bro is sweating through the purple shirt
crowsandcigarettes: kurt's brain just opened 37 tabs at once
“Okay, you guys are overreacting” Kurt said, voice noticeably tighter than before.
You bit back a smile because he really was sweating a little.
“You nervous?” you whispered near his ear.
His grip tightened instantly.
You shifted slightly in his lap and Kurt nearly choked on his own breath.
And the chat immediately noticed again.
ghostingirl: WHAT JUST HAPPENED
filmroll_freak: KURT HELLO???
ratboy2001: WE LOST VISUAL CONTACT
nightdrive89: somebody check his pulse
He dragged a hand down his face quickly, trying to recover.
“Sorry” he muttered hoarsely “I got distracted by a second”
“You did?” you asked sweetly.
Kurt shot you a warning look that completely lost its effect when his face flushed even darker.
“You’re evil” he whispered under his breath.
And despite the accusation, his hands pulled you a little closer anyway.
Chat was absolutely losing their minds now.
m0thmilk: THIS IS BETTER THAN NETFLIX
ratboy2001: i've seen wild animals calmer than this
frogboy.jpg: current stream objective: survive
ghostingirl: objective failed
Kurt tried to keep talking to them, really he did, but every time you moved even slightly against him his words stumbled apart.
“Chat, I swear to god, I’m fine” he insisted weakly.
You leaned closer, lips brushing near his jaw.
His entire body tensed beneath you.
For one dangerous second, Kurt completely forgot he was live.
His forehead dropped against your shoulder with a quiet, overwhelmed sound, fingers digging into your waist hard enough to leave marks and the second he realized what he’d just done, his eyes widened in horror.
The chat absolutely exploded making Kurt stared at the monitor, then at you and then back at chat moving at impossible speed.
And finally, with the most flustered expression you’d ever seen on him, he slammed a hand over the camera.
The stream cut to black instantly. But the microphone stayed on.
“Look what you did” he whispered breathlessly.
The monitor glowed softly in the darkened room, chat messages still racing across the screen even after the camera cut out.
Kurt’s hand stayed clamped over the lens like he thought the stream might somehow turn itself back on if he let go too soon.
Meanwhile his other hand remained tight against your waist, very tight.
“You’re insane” he said breathlessly against your shoulder.
You laughed quietly “You’re the one streaming”
The emphasis made you grin.
Kurt finally leaned back enough to look at you properly, hair messy from where he’d dragged his fingers through them earlier. His face was still pink all the way to the tips of his ears, eyes blown wide in that overwhelmed way you were starting to realize happened whenever he didn’t know what to do with you, which was often.
On the monitor, chat continued absolutely losing their minds.
burnttoast.mp4: MIC STILL ON???
frogboy.jpg: don't save him this is too entertaining
ghostingirl: the audience has been unsupervised for 8 minutes
filmroll_freak: we're basically running the stream now
His eyes flicked toward the screen in horror.
You burst out laughing as he lunged for the keyboard, muting the stream so aggressively he nearly knocked over his mouse in the process.
“There" he said finally, exhaling hard “Okay. Jesus Christ”
“You climbed into my lap in front of forty people"
“Forty two” you corrected.
His thumb brushed absently against your waist.
“You were teasing me on purpose” he murmured.
But he sounded almost dazed saying it.
You shifted slightly again and Kurt’s grip tightened immediately, a quiet breath catching in his throat before he could stop it.
There it was again. That reaction.
That complete inability to hide anything from you.
The realization clearly embarrassed him because he immediately buried his face against your neck with a groan.
“Don’t laugh” he mumbled.
“Well…” You played with the curls near the nape of his neck “You make it really easy.”
Kurt let out another muffled sound against your skin, somewhere between frustration and affection. His arms slid more securely around your waist then, pulling you closer until there wasn’t any space left between you at all.
Kurt stayed buried against your neck for another few seconds, breathing unevenly like he was trying to pull himself back together.
You could feel it in the way his fingers kept flexing restlessly against your waist, in the quiet little exhales he let out every time you touched him.
He was trying so hard to stay composed, which honestly just made it worse.
“You’re really quiet” you teased softly.
“Because if I talk right now” he mumbled against your skin “I’m gonna sound pathetic.”
That immediately made you smile.
“Oh?” Your fingers slipped into his hair again, scratching lightly at his scalp “And what exactly would sound pathetic, Kurt?”
A shiver ran through him so obvious it almost startled you.
“See?” he muttered weakly “You do shit like that on purpose.”
“Maybe I like seeing you all worked up.”
Kurt actually whimpered a little at that, a tiny sound, barely audible.
But the second he realized you heard it, he hid his face deeper into your shoulder in obvious embarrassment.
“Oh my god” he groaned “Don’t look at me”
You tilted his chin up gently until he finally looked at you, his expression completely gave him away. Eyes glassy, cheeks flushed, mouth slightly parted like he couldn’t quite catch his breath properly.
Completely overwhelmed and still looking at you like you hung the moon.
“You’re needy tonight” you whispered.
Kurt made the softest, most miserable sound you’d ever heard.
“Don’t say that like it’s a bad thing”
“It’s not, I love my man all needy and whinny” You said gridding your cunt slowly against his erection, resulting in him chocking on his breath again.
He leaned into your touch immediately when your hand brushed his face, eyes fluttering shut for half a second before reopening to look at you with something dangerously close to devotion.
“You make me insane” he admitted quietly.
You shifted in his lap again, pressing yourself more firmly against the very noticeable hardness beneath you, and Kurt let out another pathetic little whine before he could stop himself.
“Jesus Christ” he whispered hoarsely.
You could practically feel how overwhelmed he was now, every little movement making him tense beneath you like he didn’t know what to do with himself anymore.
“Kurt” you teased softly, brushing your lips near his ear “you’re so sensitive”
He let out another embarrassed whine at that, the sound muffled against your neck as he shook his head weakly.
“Don’t…” he started, voice cracking slightly before he tried again “Don’t say stuff like that”
“Why not?” you asked innocently, moving against him once more just to watch him fall apart again.
Kurt actually trembled beneath you.
“Oh my god” he breathed, sounding genuinely distressed now “You’re gonna kill me”
You tilted his face up enough to look at him properly, and the sight nearly made you laugh again, pupils blown wide while he stared at you like you were the only thing keeping his brain functioning right now.
Completely ruined. All because you decided to sit in his lap for a few minutes.
“You’re adorable like this” you murmured.
Kurt made the softest, most frustrated sound imaginable.
“Tell me what you want me to do with you, Kurt” you whispered softly, fingers brushing through the hair at the back of his neck “Be a good boy and tell me”
The effect those words had on him was almost unfair.
Kurt let out a shaky breath that sounded dangerously close to another whimper, eyes fluttering shut for a second as his grip on your waist tightened hard enough to ache.
“You can’t just say stuff like that” he mumbled weakly.
He looked completely wrecked.
Face flushed bright red, breathing uneven, staring at you with that same helpless intensity he always got whenever you gave him too much attention at once. Like he genuinely didn’t know how to handle being wanted.
You tilted your head slightly “C’mon, Kurt, tell me”
His throat bobbed nervously.
“I just…” He hesitated, visibly embarrassed “I want you to keep sitting like this”
The honesty in his voice made your stomach flip.
“And…” Kurt broke off immediately when you shifted against him again, a quiet sound escaping him before he could stop it “Fuck…”
You smiled a little at how easily he unraveled for you.
“So needy, my pretty boy”
“You make me needy” he corrected instantly, almost defensive about it. Then quieter “Only you”
Something about the confession seemed to embarrass him the second it left his mouth because he hid his face against your shoulder again with a groan.
“You really need to stop looking at me right now” he muttered miserably.
“Because I’m trying really hard not to come all over my pants"
You laughed softly, pressing a kiss against his temple.
Kurt practically shuddered at the sound of your laughter, fingers digging into your waist while he buried his burning face deeper against your neck.
“Don´t make fun of me” he mumbled again, sounding genuinely embarrassed.
“I’m not making fun of you” you whispered, still smiling a little “You’re just really cute like this”
That only made him whine softly under his breath.
You pulled back just enough to look at him again, brushing your thumb gently across his flushed cheek. His eyes followed every movement immediately, dark and completely fixated on you now.
Attention always hit him too hard. Affection hit even harder.
“You want me to stop?” you asked softly.
Kurt answered so fast it was almost pathetic.
The honesty of it made your chest tighten.
“No?” you repeated teasingly.
He shook his head immediately, hair falling into his eyes. “Please don’t”
That needy little desperation underneath everything he said to you, like he wanted your attention so badly it physically hurt him.
You kissed him then, slow at first, almost sweet and Kurt melted instantly.
A quiet sound escaped him as he kissed you back with embarrassing amounts of enthusiasm, one hand sliding up your back like he needed to keep you as close as possible.
He kissed like he got attached to people too quickly, like every bit of affection meant more to him than it should.
By the time you pulled back, Kurt looked genuinely dazed.
Forehead resting against yours, breathing uneven, eyes half lidded while he stared at you like he couldn’t believe this was actually happening.
Judging by the way his hands still trembled slightly against you, he was only getting more overwhelmed the longer you stayed in his lap.
You smiled a little before shifting in his lap again, slow enough to make his breath hitch sharply.
“Oh my god” he whispered.
His head dropped back against the chair with a quiet thud, eyes squeezing shut while his grip on your hips tightened almost desperately.
You could tell he was trying not to move too much beneath you, trying to be good, trying to hold himself together despite the way his breathing kept turning uneven every time you pressed against him.
But the second you rolled your hips again, the restraint snapped a little.
A shaky sound escaped him as his hands instinctively guided your movements, helping you move against him before he even realized what he was doing.
“Kurt” you murmured, amused.
His eyes widened slightly in embarrassment.
“Sorry” he said immediately “Sorry, I just…”
He looked away for a second, visibly flustered.
Then quieter:
“It feels really good”
The confession hit harder than it should have. Because he said it so sincerely.
Like he trusted you with every reaction, every sound, every embarrassing little admission falling from his mouth.
You kissed him again before he could overthink himself into apologizing.
Kurt melted instantly, kissing you back harder this time while his fingers dug into your waist with a soft groan.
The friction between you made him shiver beneath you again, completely unable to hide how affected he was now.
Kurt was losing whatever composure he had left.
Every slow movement against him pulled another helpless sound from his throat, his hands gripping your hips so tightly you were sure there would be marks later. He looked completely overwhelmed, messy curls sticking to his forehead, eyes dark and unfocused every time you rolled against him.
“You’re not even trying to be nice to me anymore” he whispered shakily.
You smiled against his mouth “You don’t want me to stop”
“No” he admitted immediately.
Kurt kissed you again, messy and desperate, like he couldn’t get enough no matter how close you already were. Every little sound you made seemed to affect him ten times harder, pulling quiet whines and broken breaths from him that he clearly wasn’t used to letting anyone hear.
“You feel so good, fuck” he mumbled against your lips, sounding embarrassed even while saying it.
You could tell he was getting close long before he actually admitted it.
His movements became less coordinated, breaths catching every few seconds while he clung to you like he needed the contact to stay sane.
“Wait…” he whispered suddenly, voice strained “Fuck wait… oh my god I…”
The rest of the sentence dissolved into a shaky sound as he buried his face against your shoulder again, holding you impossibly close while his entire body tensed beneath you, coming in his pants with a broken sound of your name.
For a second afterward he just stayed there, breathing hard, clearly overwhelmed by how intense everything felt.
And the moment he realized you hadn’t stopped moving against him, he let out the most wrecked little noise yet.
“Oh my god” he breathed weakly “Please…”
You laughed softly, kissing his flushed cheek while continuing to move against him slowly, just enough to make him squirm beneath you.
“Kurt” you teased gently “it’s okay, you can take it”
You smiled softly before rolling your hips against him again, slower this time, savoring the way his breath immediately caught and the pleasant pressure against your clit with every movement.
“Kurt” you whispered, brushing your lips near his ear “look at me”
He shook his head instinctively.
Reluctantly, he lifted his head and the sight nearly ruined you.
His face was completely ruined, hair messy from your hands tugging through them earlier, lips parted while he tried and failed to steady his breathing. He looked utterly wrecked, eyes glassy and unfocused every time you moved against him.
Every little shift pulled another quiet sound from him, his fingers twitching helplessly at your waist as you kept grinding against him steadily.
“You’re still going” he whispered almost accusingly.
Kurt answered immediately.
The desperation in his voice made your stomach twist pleasantly.
He kissed you again before you could tease him for it, messy and clingy, like he needed the distraction from how overwhelmed he still felt. But every time you pressed against him a little harder, the kiss kept breaking apart with shaky breaths and soft whines he clearly couldn’t control anymore.
“You’re so mean to me” he mumbled against your mouth.
And yet his hands kept guiding your hips, helping you move against him despite how obviously overstimulated he already was, all the cum on his pants and the wetness in your panties making it easier to grind against him.
You could feel yourself getting closer now too, your movements losing rhythm slightly every time Kurt made another broken sound beneath you.
“You’re close?” he whispered, eyes widening slightly.
The realization seemed to affect him all over again.
His grip tightened hard enough to make you gasp softly, and the sound nearly finished him a second time judging by the way he trembled beneath you afterward.
“Oh my god” he breathed shakily.“Don’t make sounds like that”
You laughed weakly, forehead dropping against his while you kept moving against him faster now, chasing the growing warmth twisting low in your stomach.
Kurt looked completely overwhelmed by the sight of you. Like the fact you wanted him this much genuinely short-circuited his brain.
“You’re so pretty” he whispered suddenly, voice full of awe like he couldn’t hold the thought in anymore.
The sincerity of it pushed you over the edge.
Your movements stuttered as you clung to him tightly, breath catching while Kurt immediately wrapped his arms around you more securely, whispering your name like he was just as overwhelmed by your reaction as everything else tonight and you came so hard that you really thought for a second you were about to faint.
Kurt buried his burning face against your shoulder again with a weak laugh.
“We should do this again” he mumbled weakly, still hiding his face against your shoulder “Maybe without the clothes next time”
Instead of laughing afterward, you stayed close, still breathing unevenly while Kurt clung to you like he physically couldn’t let go.
His forehead rested against your shoulder, curls tickling your neck while he tried to steady himself.
Every tiny movement still made him twitch beneath you, quiet little breaths catching in his throat whenever your hips shifted even slightly against his.
“Kurt” you whispered softly.
A weak sound answered you immediately.
You tilted his chin up carefully until he looked at you again, and the expression on his face almost ruined you all over again the most pretty puppy face you ever saw. Like he’d let you do absolutely anything to him if you asked.
“You did so good for me” you whispered.
Kurt’s eyes fluttered shut instantly at the praise, another helpless sound slipping from him before he could stop it.
You kissed him softly after that, slower this time, letting him melt into it while his hands slid up your back clingily. Kurt kissed you like he was still overwhelmed by the fact you wanted him at all, every touch full of nervous affection and desperate attention.
When you finally pulled back, he just looked at you for a second.
Then quieter than before:
“You’re staying tonight, right?”
“I’m not going anywhere” you whispered to him.
He smiled at you, visibly satisfied with the answer “Good”
A/N: I hope you enjoyed watching Kurt completely lose all motor functions over a pretty girl. Writing this was amazing, and honestly, I love this weird little man far more than is probably healthy. If you enjoyed the fic, please leave a like, reblog, comment, or share it! Reader feedback is basically the writer equivalent of being handed a little treat, and I appreciate every single one.