i've achieved my final form

hello I notice that you are attempting to access my webbed site from a phone. did you know we have an app? I will redirect you to the app store so y— oops it looks like you tried to load the webpage again, it's okay I will show you to the app sto— no, no, it's okay this happens all the time, I know you didn't really want to access the actual website on your phone, that's why we have an app! let me take you to the app store where you can download it

more writers need to understand that the key to writing good romance is to make both characters fleshed out individuals who the audience knows and understands outside of their romance. thats it. take that love interest and give her hobbies and interests? a life outside of being a love interest? boom. 30x more interesting story. thats it thats all you need. its so simple. please. please. please.

Actually if you look at his username you’ll see he’s played at least one other game

Did you just quicksave before talking to me? I just wanted to organically provide lore through a Watsonian lens, what is your problem?

YOU LOOK GREAT AND ITS WORTH THE GAME CRASHES

i love you platonic dynamics that are acknowledged as more central to someone’s life than a romantic one. i love you romantic relationships carefully negotiating to work alongside an existing platonic relationship rather than supplanting it in importance. i love you platonic and romantic bonds that are held at equal levels, and i love you romantic relationships that understand that the platonic relationship is going to come first. i love you destroying the mandated relationship hierarchy.

studying history is like. here's to another beautiful day of not being pregnant and of having no obligation to ever be. thank you women who fight for abortion and contraception and independance from men for another beautiful day of not being pregnant and of having no obligation to ever be

it was really cool of aragorn not to mention even once that it was his birthday during all that. i could never, i’d be bitching about it the whole way to edoras and many times during the battle of helms deep like did you know it’s my birthday and all i got is this fucking siege

oh my god blink twice if y’all need help

i had to adapt to fucking survive

Europe must choose between having a delicious cup of chocolate pudding and shitting its pants on a crowded public train