i've achieved my final form

one time I went over to a friend's house and their housemate was making paper in the living room, and we saw this big tub full of water they were using to dissolve old scrap paper into a slurry, and everyone was immediately like "oh, you need scrap paper?" and started turning out their jacket pockets and producing expired coupons and bus tickets and crumpled receipts and old shopping lists and whatever else they'd been carrying round with them for no good reason, and passing it all to the paper-making housemate to make sure it was suitable before it got torn up and dropped into the tub, while people took turns stirring the slurry with a big wooden stick. it was strangely ritualistic, like presenting an offering to some kind of temple elder for inspection before placing it in a watery shrine to be devoured and reformed. pulp for the pulp god.

koska yhdysvaltojen osavaltio on nimetty georgiaksi kuningas yrjö ii:n (george) mukaan, mielestäni osavaltion pitäisi olla suomeksi yrjölä

Kannatan! Se ei myöskään menisi enää sekaisin Georgian (ent. Gruušia, paikallisella kielellä Sakartvelo) kanssa.

I told a kid that it's possible to come up with new queer celebration days yourself ("what's the point?" "whimsy!") and that it could be Eat ice cream with a trans person day tomorrow so please let's make it true

I think one of the funniest things that book Ryland Grace does is continue to do excessive centrifugal force stuff with the ship after it almost killed him and he's just like "It's okay Rocky I'll just pass out. If anything else happens, you got this." And Rocky is never once a fan of that plan.

“Do dishes” and “take out trash” both require the use of a spell slot, vs “use phone” is a cantrip, and brother, I am a level one wizard