i've achieved my final form

I have this childhood memory of having my feelings hurt real bad, because I'd seen a movie with my friends and wanted my family to re-watch it with me, and so was telling my dad everything I liked about it (which made me super nervous, because even as a young kid, me and my dad didn't talk?? so this was a rare event? but he was at least listening to me politely). and later we did all watch it, and the first thing he said after we finished was "wow, I was expecting that to be terrible, but it was okay."

okay this is really fascinating to me bc I feel like what they're each picking up from each other is "this woman fails to meet the standards of hetero womanhood" - none of them look like the lead of a romcom, none of them look like an instagram model. passing each other on the street they won't look that closely, but when scrutinizing the image, they pick up on these "failures" and interpret them as deliberately signaling disinterest in male attraction. the secret of course is that no one can meet these standards because they're fake; instagram models and movie actresses are staged and edited.

Official Siku Quanshu Post!

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Movement nudge, hand mobility! 🙌

1) do this even if you're under 40. seriously. I definitely should have been doing something like this for years and I only turned 40 a month and a half ago

Telepathic aliens enjoy that humans will "play music" for hours at a time. When it's too mentally quiet on deck, they just announce the catchiest song titles they know and the humans will start thinking about it automatically.