Just call me Jericho!

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Moose at the next table: No they don't. I've been waiting here for an hour.

Skimmable, SEARCHABLE instructions. If they're long, there should be a hyperlinked table of contents.

I work in science communications and I am constantly hearing about how we need to try to do video to appeal to the newest generation of scientists and it's like do you think physicists who can't read are a good idea?

Gen z and please just give me text!

subs say "who said that" because they're cuteshyembarassed, i say "who said that" because sometimes i let fly some buckwild sadist shit and afterward it feels like venom just spoke

it's normal to feel like speaking your desire aloud to someone who wants you to want them is like having them draw some black poison out from your blood and pull it, ribbonlike and thick like tar, out of your mouth, right? that's normal girl stuff?

When my wife and I first met, before we were even dating, I told her I wanted to crack both of our ribcages open and tie them together with our insides because I thought the beat of her heart might feel nice against mine. This is totally normal girl stuff!

4800 players, Beethoven’s 9th Symphony Speedrun

its not even music anymore it’s just a shockwave that kills you instantly

reblog this to beethoven blast your enemies

GLADLY!

My favorite Fire Emblem character and my wife's favorite Horse is NOT a crossover I expected

This is just Vegeta again I love it

*leading the dark souls knight I adopted off the street by the hand into a gas station* so this is sort of like our bonfire. They have a lot of different kinds of estus here

Lancer is cool because every weapon is simultaneously batshit crazy and also useless compared to just grabbing and hacking a guy real good but also it's complicated

Sooner or later leftists will have to deal with the issue that capitalism has made many people used to wanton excess and sooner or later we'll have to legit tell everyone we can't have plastic treats and luxury produce or cruises instantly available year round and it's gonna make so many people mad and call you a big meanie worse than stalin over it. It will not be popular at all but someone's gotta hold a firm no or the planet will never stop collapsing. We can't save the planet by living exactly how we do now just with a communist banner over it we have to take a loss sorry, shein product cycles shouldn't have been normalized to begin with.

The banana discourse really separated the wheat from the chaff of which "lefties" actually want a global workers revolution and which ones just want more stuff to be free

If you look at the numbers we can actually all live pretty comfortably for free, we just have to understand which things are completely absurd luxuries. You can absolutely have fresh fruit, but for the sake of the climate it should be fruit grown near you.

if someone is talking about how much they love their parents do not jump in and start venting about your issues with your parents. if someone is venting about their issues with their parents do not jump in and start talking about how much you love your parents. peace and love amen swag city