Oh they hired the Nazi to play Mario again
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Oh they hired the Nazi to play Mario again
Cool, never not needed a Nintendo product more in my life. All Nintendo products are free as far as I'm concerned

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Guy who gets SIDS at age 47
no funny posts today. this ones serious, and pretty scary. any volunteers
cock EXPLODE!
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YEAHJHJJHHHH YEAAAAAAAHHHHH YEAH YEAHHHHH
This was shared as a "bad" joke but I was so charmed by it I've been thinking about it for days.
Moose at the next table: No they don't. I've been waiting here for an hour.
Sometimes I hate my skinny friends I know a dude who will demolish a 40oz steak, a bowl of mashed potatoes, and some bacon on the side, drown it i n3 diet cokes, and nothing happens.
I eat one more green bean than usual in a full vegetarian month and gain 8 pounds and my doctor kills me with a rifle

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In Prince's funky name, amen.
Millennial here. All the above and:
Please send me the training or tutorial in a written format with maybe some screenshots if necessary. I don't want a video tutorial. I don't want to waste time trying to scroll to the exact moment in the instructions that I need and then have to pause and replay it because I missed the .01 seconds of actually relevant information.
Please. Text. Maybe some images for clarification. I can read. I promise.
Skimmable, SEARCHABLE instructions. If they're long, there should be a hyperlinked table of contents.
Elder Millennial here cosigning HARD
If you really need to show a movement, embed a gif or 15-scond-or-less video in the text, like Jod intended.
I work in science communications and I am constantly hearing about how we need to try to do video to appeal to the newest generation of scientists and it's like do you think physicists who can't read are a good idea?
Gen z and please just give me text!
This. All of this. AH PLEASE GOD NO MORE INTERMINABLE TUTORIALS THAT TURN OUT TO BE NOT NEARLY ENOUGH ABOUT THE SUBJECT BUT ALL ABOUT THE TUBER IN LOVE WITH THE SOUND OF THEIR OWN VOICE.
Just write a damn article and stick in a few screenshots or whatever where necessary.
...FFS.
Every tutorial these days is like How To Defuse A Bomb [TIME SENSITIVE] [NO ADS]
guy talking faster than the speed of light in The Youtube voice You Know The One voice Hey guys, Ash Snatchem here, your home for all things bomb defusal, male shaving kit, and Pokemon Trading Cards. Now last week we talked a lot about the history of defusing kits, and fuses in general. If you haven't watched that video, I recommend checking it out, I'll even pause here to give you time ,go ahead and pause! Now I assume you've gone back and watched my playlist on bomb defusal history. If so, I shouldn't need to explain what a parent wire or a bum fuse looks like since I covered those in separate videos. While I wait for you to watch those, how about a word from our sponsor!
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So by now you've watched through the playlist, you should be able to figure out where the True Fuse is. Whatever you do, do not touch this wire, instead we're going to grab the Dummy Fuse...if we want to kill everyone. That's right folks do not touch that wire! You should remember from Episode 84 of my series I don't currently have playlisted and uploaded 4 years ago that we actually just want to cut the wire here next to it okay goodbye thanks for watching!
And the entire last 3 sentences of the video is covered in full screen ads for other videos so you don't see what he cuts.
subs say "who said that" because they're cuteshyembarassed, i say "who said that" because sometimes i let fly some buckwild sadist shit and afterward it feels like venom just spoke
it's normal to feel like speaking your desire aloud to someone who wants you to want them is like having them draw some black poison out from your blood and pull it, ribbonlike and thick like tar, out of your mouth, right? that's normal girl stuff?
When my wife and I first met, before we were even dating, I told her I wanted to crack both of our ribcages open and tie them together with our insides because I thought the beat of her heart might feel nice against mine. This is totally normal girl stuff!
4800 players, Beethoven’s 9th Symphony Speedrun
its not even music anymore it’s just a shockwave that kills you instantly
reblog this to beethoven blast your enemies
GLADLY!
this is how it works right (i did not play the horse game)
My favorite Fire Emblem character and my wife's favorite Horse is NOT a crossover I expected
Seeing screenies of Super Creek doing the Goo Goo Babies thing and in general being very caring and sweet is very funny to me because I read the manga and
I know she’s hard as hell. “If it’s a villain they want, that’s what I’ll give them.”
Adding that manga Super Creek is actually fucking insane in the best way? Like, in-universe, Uma's "ult"s are basically chasing complete flow state allowing them to push past their physical limits and she's like, "Nah, that's too inconsistent and too likely to get me hurt" and so she just raw dogs top-level racing. No fancy tricks, no flashy auras. She makes sure to place herself intelligently during the race. She worked on her strength and stamina to an insane degree. And she intentionally paces her races so that everyone gets so tired by the end they can't even enter that flow state. The reason she looks so terrifying to other racers is because she's just like, "RIP to your protag, but I'm built different". Also, like... have you SEEN her?
This is just Vegeta again I love it

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you ever realize how able bodied people just are not expected to do things that cause them excruciating physical pain? like they’re just. not
if i shouldn’t use my cane because i can sometimes technically walk without it, it would just hurt like a motherfucker then abled people should no longer be allowed to use potholders to take things out of the oven because i mean
well they could technically pick up a hot pan with their bare hands. it would just hurt like a motherfucker
*sees an abled person using potholders*
i just think it’s really sad that you’re giving up on yourself like that
*leading the dark souls knight I adopted off the street by the hand into a gas station* so this is sort of like our bonfire. They have a lot of different kinds of estus here
there's a guy on r/lancer who says the Raleigh is bad because a bolt thrower can't compete on DPS with a HMG with autostabilising hardpoints and jesus christ I need people to not talk about how to play Lancer if they've never actually played the game. White-wall number crunching inherently fails to understand the actual flow of play; not every game is an LL12 deathmatch where enemies are just standing out in the open politely waiting to get shot
autostab HMG seems to really attract this Type of Guy because in practice it's decent-but-counterable but on paper? on paper, hoo boy, those numbers look GREAT. Don't mind the fact that you're using one of your very limited core bonuses just to get it on the level where 1 difficulty still completely ruins its day. Better hope no enemies ever use that nasty thing called engagement or even worse the dreaded cover. Better hope your GM never deploys a single Ronin. Or Cataphract. Or Specter. Or Mirage. Or Hornet. Or Sniper. Or Rainmaker. Or Operator. Or Berserker. Or Witch. It's a good thing Lancer is a game about shooting Goliaths who just stand there or else the question of The Best Weapon might get complicated, one might even say "it depends". Autostab HMG is a 7/10 these guys have all convinced themselves is the silver bullet that autowins every single scene and I'm begging them to actually play the game.
Lancer is cool because every weapon is simultaneously batshit crazy and also useless compared to just grabbing and hacking a guy real good but also it's complicated
So I might as well introduce Tumblr to the @vexwerewolf -style roast memes of some of the GMS systems I did a while back. I still gotta make the rest of them but like *attention span* amirite?
Sooner or later leftists will have to deal with the issue that capitalism has made many people used to wanton excess and sooner or later we'll have to legit tell everyone we can't have plastic treats and luxury produce or cruises instantly available year round and it's gonna make so many people mad and call you a big meanie worse than stalin over it. It will not be popular at all but someone's gotta hold a firm no or the planet will never stop collapsing. We can't save the planet by living exactly how we do now just with a communist banner over it we have to take a loss sorry, shein product cycles shouldn't have been normalized to begin with.
The banana discourse really separated the wheat from the chaff of which "lefties" actually want a global workers revolution and which ones just want more stuff to be free
If you look at the numbers we can actually all live pretty comfortably for free, we just have to understand which things are completely absurd luxuries. You can absolutely have fresh fruit, but for the sake of the climate it should be fruit grown near you.
I once in a call full of people I had been used to being devout leftists, and mentioned that one of the things we all should strive for is the end of plastic mass production, and I mentioned that I would be sort of sad to lose my Gundam Plastic Model hobby, but that honestly it would be a massive leap for safeguarding against impending climate and waste disaster.
It turned into people calling me a fascist, saying plastic is fine, saying we need joy to live and I wanted to kill joy, telling me plastic production isn't all that bad and even if it was it wouldn't be worth ending for the environment or for the sake of laborers both of which are probably fine anyway.
Baffling behavior

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Everybody, meet Nene "Xolotl" Tochtli, they will be my pilot in my first Lancer campaign, starting at LL2 :>
A child of a violent outer world, she fought her way to her teenage years, stowed on a leaving ship, and spent two decades as a mercenary. Now finding herself in posession of a Hecatoncheires, with an unstable and hyperviolent NHP whispering in her ears, she finds herself finally able to feed the deep inner hunger she has felt her whole life.
She doesn't question why it was in that vault, how it already had her registered, or what happened to the test of her team that day.
She just eats.
if someone is talking about how much they love their parents do not jump in and start venting about your issues with your parents. if someone is venting about their issues with their parents do not jump in and start talking about how much you love your parents. peace and love amen swag city
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