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Adulthood is watching commercials from 20-30 years ago and calling the toll free numbers you never could as a child.

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the-quasar-hero

Assign an aspect of nature to prev

Waves at the beach

Rushing breeze through leaves

A crack of thunder

Flow of a river

The shine of a gem

Dancing embers of a flame

Torrential rain

Slow falling snow

An emerald sea of grass

Austere cliffside

A maze of roots

The endless oceans

Remaining time: 12 hours 45 minutes

#there was no crack of ice so I had to go for slow falling snow

berkeleygirl3

reallyreallyreallytrying

“average person eats 3 spiders a year” factoid actualy just statistical error. average person eats 0 spiders per year. Spiders Georg, who lives in cave & eats over 10,000 each day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted

robotmango

when i forget to log into ao3 and i have to click proceed to see an adult fic, i actually get a kick out of it. like i am an old timey queen and my bard is apologetic: “gentle lady, dicks doth touch in this next ballad. would you prefer another?” and i give him a gesture of command like, “nay, you may proceed, minstrel. bring forth the tale of dicks”

berlynn-wohl

hope it’s not too late; I made this in Scriptorium

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patientno7

i'm 5 years late to the joke & that's OK

messsssmer

"Whimsy" is truly a wretched term. What maketh thee so carefree?

fireknightqueelign

thy mother

messsssmer

Art thou for fucking real

miggylol

Spin the wheel. That's who's trying to kill you.

Spin the wheel again. That’s who’s trying to protect you.

(If you have zero idea about a name you got, spin until you see someone you recognize.)

Are you safe?

Absolutely not. I'm dead. 100% dead.

I might stay alive, but it'll be a really close thing.

I'll take some hits, for certain, but I should be okay in the end.

A few attacks might get through, but nothing concerning.

The attacker might be able to get in one lucky hit. If that.

I am the opposite of worried. I'm 100% safe.

…Look. I've tried picturing this. But I honestly don't know how to answer.

Remaining time: 3 days 18 hours

(I've run this poll twice before, expanding it significantly for the second run. With about a year passed since that second run, I thought it was time to add another couple hundred names to the list and have another go.)

#Samwise Gamgee is trying to kill me and Calvin from Calvin and Hobbes is protecting me?#i think they got it backwards #why would Sam kill me?#calvin would hunt me for sport

feefal

pH balance in your mouth, and how it affects your teeth! Inspired by my dentist scolding me for my daily energi drink consumption, cause it’s apparently detrimental to the health of my enamel… whatever that means

why does battery acid have to taste so good…

neonelven

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vanguard

"don't post that, what if an employer sees?" personally i think employers need to stay the fuck off their employees' social media lmao

vanguard

stop normalizing employers invading employees' privacy ❤️❤️❤️

#my old boss literally said to me that she looks up her interviewees facebooks and social media

t00thpasteface

me before i get my paycheck: i'm so excited to spend this on essentials and save the rest wisely

me as soon as that direct deposit hits: you know i've always wanted to learn the theremin

#me with the steam summer sale

yorgen-sh

The Chinese shoe manufacturer decided to demonstrate the indestructibility of their shoes

acegender

explain your gender in 10 words or less without using boring words like “male”, “female”, “nonbinary”, “masculine”, “feminine” or “androgynous”.

go!

#the water is usually hot but now its not

animatedtext

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incorrectfmaquotes

Olivier Mira Armstorng: He looked at me the way all women want to be looked at…

Rebecca: Awww.

Olivier Mira Armstrong: With fear in his eyes.

Rebecca:

Rebecca and Riza: Awww.

sugarsylvie

Eevee finally accepts the cone!

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