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we all have at least one friend who's always like I want a relationship <3 but they're living in some kind of shed on a mountain #ComeDownFromYourShed

the things you must do to find a relationship = know more than 3 people. and come down from your shed #YourShed #3People

[ID: The first is an image of Canada and Mexico with the United States edited out that reads "Oh thank god it was just a dream". The second image is an image of North America with all lands labelled with the names of the tribes living on them that reads "Oh thank god it was just a dream".]

This is actually the most important thing I’ve seen this year

my knight you have to live you have to get up you have to put your hand over your wound and hold it there. you have to keep walking and walking and walking because you cannot lay down yet, it’s not time. wipe the blood off your breastplate and look up into the sun. lean on your sword if you need to. lift one foot after another. get up. get up. this would be a pitiful grave.

the final step in this recipe didn’t say “enjoy!” so i threw my food in the trash

Grateful today for the people that love me, the things I love to do, and the earth for letting me do them !!!!!!!!!!! A Monday in July …

shot in the HEAD. and you're to blame. You are not good. At dart game

drunk and in love and full of food i think only the torturer eel could harm me

hello

fuck my whole entire life

sorry i never replied. everyday is blending together and im losing sense of time