i know this is tumblr and we’re all playing perverts but i just think some of you would be excellent company for a late night walk and a four hour conversation about absolutely nothing

reblog if your mutuals are excellent company for a late night walk and have a four hour conversation about absolutely nothing

women's thighs. you agree. reblog.

The older I get, the stayer I home.

Home based.

being single is like… it’s just you and your bottle of water

Migraines are literally the stupidest thing in human evolution. "Oh no, we're experiencing too much Thing! Better send a rail spike through the skull and blind ourselves about it" like c'mon, man

hey so anyone else just, feel thin. sort of stretched. like butter scraped over too much bread. like you need a holiday. a very long holiday. and you don't expect you shall return? or is that just me and bilbo baggins

white people you don’t need to say you’re white when you reblog this btw. you don’t even need to mention it btw

Not now, kitten, m- da- m- your parental figure is in the middle of a gender crisis